cell phone

A device designed to give brain cancer to a large sector of the population; this is for medical research, funded by pharmaceutical companies.

Recent advances in cell phone technology have made them more addictive (video, text messaging) in order to increase the exposure time of the average citizen, and thus, create a larger sampling pool for the new brain cancer drugs.

"Dude, like, text me on my cell phone. Ow, my head hurts."

by das uberwensch May 17, 2006

Cell Bone

When a gentlemen is wearing very tight jeans containing his Cell Phone in his front pocket. Also acceptable: Phone Bone

I was going to bring my phone with me into the club but I didn't want to risk cell bone.

by Dan Portnoy November 13, 2007

cell phone

a wireless device in which you make calls from anywhere you can pick up a signal.

I will call you from my cell phone when I get a signal.
I will test this device to see how it is edited with this word cell phone.

by mannman November 13, 2009

cell phone

An electronic device that imprisons you.

John wasn't granted access to his wife and kids. He had been sentenced to a life long-career with a cell phone.

by Clarebear81 March 2, 2011

cancer cell

A cancer cell is someone who you don't want to be around no matter what. Most people will go to extremes to avoid this type of people. There called cancer cells because when your around them you feel like your being eaten from the inside out.

that dudes a cancer cell.

by Doredude March 15, 2018

Panic Cell

The most epic band. Ever. Consisting of

Harj Virdee (Guitar)
Rob Hicks (Drums)
Luke Bell (Vocals)
Nathan Wood (Guitar)
Bobby Town (Bass)
from the UK.

Panic Cell's most popular songs are Save me, Fallen, Right Here Waiting, black Juice, etc.

by Armeddy July 9, 2010

cell phone

A device that is very handy in getting help if you run out of gas on the road, lost, crash, etc. Of course, now all stupid fuckoff people have one and oh say... have it ring during Advance Physics and having the professor cancel class and missing important notes which could have been useful on the final because the stupid fucker wouldn't leave when the professor told her to.

Cell phones are great for 2-5 minute conversations every week or so but not ALL the time. God fucking people with cell phones piss me off.

by sdasdsadsadas May 28, 2006