Oti cereal

A delicious food (to some) usually served with yoghurt

Gracie: "my two favourite things are finnleys dick and oti cereal!"

by Finnking October 16, 2022

cereal bowled

When you eat cereal out of a girls vagina

Me: Can I borrow some milk?
Friend: Yea why?
Me: This girl is about to get cereal bowled.

by Morganhas September 12, 2016

Up in my cereal

To be to close for comfort, to be in somebody else’s business.

That girl is all up in my cereal. She needs to mind her own business

The club was so packed everyone one was in everyone’s cereal.

by Words are Power May 29, 2021

Cereal

Serious

Person1: I heard she makes, like, a million bucks.
Person2: Are you cereal?

Two known appropriate responses are:
Person 1: Special-K - I have no Idea, I'm just talking.
Person 1: Total - absolutely.

by jjjjon September 12, 2017

Veggie Cereal

Instead of breakfast cereal and milk, you put raw vegetables in a bowl of ice water and it is eaten by hand or with a knife (stabbing the vegetable and eating it).

Guy 1: Hey how's you diet going?
Guy 2: Very good! I've been eating Veggie Cereal instead of breakfast cereal.

by Jcole19 December 4, 2018

Cereal Killer

Someone who who eats NOTHING BUT CEREAL every single day for breakfast and constantly buys cereal and even sometimes steals yours AND IT'S REAL GETTING REALLY FUCKING ANNOYING WHY DID YOU EAT MY CURIOUSLY CINNAMON JIMMY THAT SHIT'S EXPENSIVE AND YOU FUCKING KNOW IT

Employee #1: Damn, didn't that guy buy cereal like last week?
Employee #2: Yeah, but he's a cereal killer.

*Oh btw i don't actually know a guy called jimmy so it isn't an inside joke OKAY!?

by thegovermentislizards69 March 18, 2015

tibetan cereal sauce shake

The act of draining short Tibetans balls

Let's give him a Tibetan cereal sauce shake

by Bamus December 16, 2017