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mr callum

(verb) to violently smash someone over the head with something.

e.g. a shovel.
"he just mr callumed me in the head"
"did he just use the Shovel to mr callum you?"
by muffiee1 December 16, 2024
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Callum

The best boyfriend You could ever ask for! He is kind, cute, hot, caring, smart and so loveable!
Who's that sexy fella, probably a Callum.” ,callum
by Bubble_butterfly February 19, 2022
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Callum

Used to describe a menace to society. A vulgar word. Commonly used within groups during therapy, in replacement of triggering-words. (However, this has become a triggering word as well.) For example, used to describe one who obtains people's ip and works at boston pizza amongst other places.
Person 1: "You're such a Callum! You work constantly and only live out of spite!"
Person 2: "Well, you're such a.. KC!"
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callum holder

A fat dyke looking cunt who has a fit mother, name Angie, and his dad Kevin loves to fuck children of all ages!
He commonly refers to himself as being gay, an example of this would be one of his signature lines, "I am the only gay"
A reference to a British tv program 'Little Britain'
by YourMothersStepdadsDogNamedNur November 17, 2017
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Callum Crichton

Callum is a boy with a large personality, he is fun to be around, he is nevertheless afraid to speak his mind and always gives second chances
Callum Crichton is usually a male name
by Rebeca May November 6, 2016
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Callum Newberry

Ocean man, take me by the hand, lead me to the land that you understand

Ocean man, the voyage to the corner of the globe is a real trip

Ocean man, the crust of a tan man imbibed by the sand

Soaking up the thirst of the land
Ocean man, can you see through the wonder of amazement at the oberman

Ocean man, the crust is elusive when it casts forth to the childlike man

Ocean man, the sequence of a life form braised in the sand
Soaking up the thirst of the land
Ocean man, ocean man

Ocean man
Ocean man, take me by the hand, lead me to the land that you understand

Ocean man, the voyage to the corner of the globe is a real trip

Ocean man, the crust of a tan man imbibed by the sand

Soaking up the thirst of the land
Ocean man, can you see through the wonder of amazement at the oberman

Ocean man, the crust is elusive when it casts forth to the childlike man

Ocean man, the sequence of a life form braised in the sand
Soaking up the thirst of the land
Ocean man
Callum Newberry needs to pass his peepee smh.
by yeet mcgee/daddy February 15, 2019
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Callum doherty

He is amazing in every aspect and every one who knows this boy is shy and when he is him self around his actual friends he is the nicest and funniest person you will meet YOU WILL LOVE HIM!!!!
He is such a callum doherty
by Smile to your master May 4, 2018
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