California Freezing

California Freezing: (adj) Typically a temperature of 60 and below, because Californians don't know what cold is.

Jim: How's the weather in cali?
Rob: Omg, it's 62 degrees, it's California freezing!!

by Robert W Ross January 12, 2008

California Cradel

When a girl reaches from behind you and cups your nut sack.

Dude, did anyone else just see Rebecca giving Todd a California Cradle in the bathroom?

by McPenis Boy January 30, 2005

California sunrise

when you're getting high and masturbating at the same time...you inhale right before you're about to cum and then exhale as you're cumming.

I had the most incredible California sunrise with the shower head this morning.

by hollyRoxxx May 12, 2020

California slam

When someone lays on their belly on the ground butt naked while their partner jumps off the bed and slams a california burrito down their partners ass hole.

I California slammed her ass last night.

by breztri February 22, 2021

California Waffle

When you shit in your roommates laptop and close it.

I just took a California waffle in Jakes MacBook, he's gonna be so pissed!

by Spagghetron April 1, 2017

California Rimjob

When your model of a wife comes in your bedroom and licks your asshole while your screwing a five dollar whore.

Hey guys, I got a california rimjob from my wife last night when i was fucking a five dollar whore.

by BigBonerJoe February 23, 2011

niggers of california

A fictional company based in California,USA. Created by GhostyX2#8796, started off as a joke when Ghost was making an email for an Azure account.

Yo! Join Niggers Of California!

by ghostyx2x October 8, 2022