California Freezing

California Freezing: (adj) Typically a temperature of 60 and below, because Californians don't know what cold is.

Jim: How's the weather in cali?
Rob: Omg, it's 62 degrees, it's California freezing!!

by Robert W Ross January 12, 2008

California Cradel

When a girl reaches from behind you and cups your nut sack.

Dude, did anyone else just see Rebecca giving Todd a California Cradle in the bathroom?

by McPenis Boy January 30, 2005

california gtv

a person or persons who says they are straight but watches gay porn in thier free time

Straight Gay Guy california gtv

by popoboss October 8, 2009

California Chops

Muttonchops that are shaped like California.

Look at Steve! His muttonchops are shaped like California, so I suppose he has California Chops! Ba Dum Chh!

by 9voltoyster September 27, 2010

California Widow

A woman separated from her husband, but not divorced, when her spouse went West to seek a better life and intending to send for her at a later date. He never does.

California Widow married but separated

by ChanceMeeting March 7, 2014

California Lumberjack

synonym for 'hipster'

"Gobun wears flannel and listens to death grips. He's a california lumberjack"

by MrGobun January 6, 2015

California Mustard

When a farmer squeezes a lemon above a women vagina and the juice stings the women and causes a burning sensation.

"That chic last night really enjoyed me performing that California Mustard"

by KatelynLovesKurt June 13, 2015