California Freezing

California Freezing: (adj) Typically a temperature of 60 and below, because Californians don't know what cold is.

Jim: How's the weather in cali?
Rob: Omg, it's 62 degrees, it's California freezing!!

by Robert W Ross January 12, 2008

California Cradel

When a girl reaches from behind you and cups your nut sack.

Dude, did anyone else just see Rebecca giving Todd a California Cradle in the bathroom?

by McPenis Boy January 30, 2005

california zipper

When a person is shot in the the abdomen and then has to have a cut down their stomach. The scar that is left makes a line down the stomach

Did you hear about trevon he got a California zipper yesterday

by GuddaG3 August 10, 2016

California Widow

A woman separated from her husband, but not divorced, when her spouse went West to seek a better life and intending to send for her at a later date. He never does.

California Widow married but separated

by ChanceMeeting March 7, 2014

Wizard California

Wiz Khalifa's full name

Person 1: "Bro do you fuck with the Wiz Khalifa song 'Black and Yellow?'"

Person 2: "Bro... I LOVE Wizard California!! That's a great song"

Person 1: "Wizard California?? Is that his full name or something? What the fuck!"

Person 2: "Yes, you must not be a real fan of the wizard then."

by Rockwell Rogers May 22, 2023

California backhander

The same thing as a Chicago backhander, but the hand goes up and down because of the lowrider from using the hydraulics

“Billy was hitting the switches as i got a California backhander.”

by California backhander February 10, 2022

California sunrise

when you're getting high and masturbating at the same time...you inhale right before you're about to cum and then exhale as you're cumming.

I had the most incredible California sunrise with the shower head this morning.

by hollyRoxxx May 12, 2020