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go fuck a cactus

S0mething you say to a person that really just is that pain in your ass,
(if your a girl this is not recomended)
OMG did you just piss in my cola??! GO FUCK A CACTUS
mugGet the go fuck a cactusmug.

alabama cactus

When an alabamian want to to get fucked by her brother but has to fuck a cactus instead.
My brothers at work so I have to ride this Alabama cactus.
by TheLeper May 13, 2018
mugGet the alabama cactusmug.

Cactus Rash

The rash you contract from rubbing up against the wall at Cactus Club in Milwaukee since it's always crowded.
"Aw man, Cactus Club was bumping last night, but I got a hell of a Cactus Rash"
by heck_rw August 2, 2018
mugGet the Cactus Rashmug.

cactus mode

Cactus mode is when you live in an ingredient household, and only eat one easy to make meal over and over because they’re too lazy to actually cook something.
dude 1: Hey what should we have for dinner
dude 2: We should have Mac and Cheese

dude 1: we’ve been eating Mac and cheese for the last week and a half, pick something else.
dude 2: I can’t, I’m in cactus mode, and can’t cook anything else.
by cadburydiehard June 11, 2023
mugGet the cactus modemug.

cactus cock

My Mouth is so dry it's like I sucked a cactus cock
by anonymous November 7, 2020
mugGet the cactus cockmug.

Cactus ripping

Cactus ripping is where a woman’s pubic stubble is so viciously sharp that when a man sticks his dick inside, it pierces right through the condom and into his dick leaving him unprotected and in pain.
Eli rushed to the emergency room after Tammy took him on a cactus ripping adventure.
by Eli Jackhammer April 4, 2023
mugGet the Cactus rippingmug.

cactus

cactus another name for a self-righteous prick
Whoa cactus....don't be a prick!
by Celestial Star November 18, 2016
mugGet the cactusmug.

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