Diamond-studded cactus

An item that is painful to start with, became even more painful.
Normally thrown into a sentence as a threat.

Guy: Hey babe, how about you and I--
Girl: Touch me or even finish that sentence and I will fuck you with a Diamond-studded cactus.

by Firebirdchick March 5, 2015

Sniping cactus

A complete retard who is known for deflection women like a light beam hitting a mirror. This particular cactus isn’t prickly since he will never hit puberty. He also doesn’t grow past 4”11 and has toes like oogey boogey from nightmare before Christmas

Stinky stinky sniping cactus he is eww gross

by Therealsigmaalfa October 25, 2023

Lewis Cactus

twitter sensation and niall moran’s worst nightmare

“who is bendy’s father again?”

“his name is Lewis Cactus”

by lewis3i May 28, 2020

Cactus Dick

When a fuckboy has a really good dick game but you know he isn’t good for you.

I can’t resist Brian’s cactus dick.

by EMarchetta13 January 26, 2018

Caramel Cactus

Someone that takes a joke way to far...

A difficult Woman...

A McDonalds Employee...

A Sexy Beast ;)!

amal is the greatest person in the histroy of the world, shes so cool that shes sailor jupiter in real life! .... and a caramel cactus :D

by thebroskiiii March 4, 2011

lady cactus

Prickly Puss

Have you ever scratched your lady cactus and gotten caught?

by LeiM0 June 6, 2016

Cactus

A small to tall green thing that has prickly things and hurt when touch and it’s pricks are like splinters.

I touched a cactus and now there’s a small prick in my finger .

by Cactus-saint-waffles May 30, 2021