A female college freshman who fucks numerous members of the rugby team on the couch in the rugby house, couches in Sophomore dorms, or just straight up raw dawgs on the couch.
Yo, Garbage Dick just got Couch Monstered in Hitchcock!
Yo, Joe just got caught by the couch monster!
Yo, Joe just got caught by the couch monster!
by Joey Peanuts March 10, 2009
Get the Couch Monstermug. Aunt Claire said she would stop drinking, but we keep finding all the couch syrup she has hidden away.
by Bernard Snatchly August 17, 2013
Get the Couch syrupmug. your girl says she wants to stop smoking Js
bitch is jumpin' the couch
A: yo, johnny says he don't wanna sell no more pot
B: Mofo is definitely jumpin' the couch
bitch is jumpin' the couch
A: yo, johnny says he don't wanna sell no more pot
B: Mofo is definitely jumpin' the couch
by Chris toker July 24, 2008
Get the Jumpin' the couchmug. A derogatory term used by PC gamers to describe an individual who exclusively plays console games. Console games are generally played on a couch in one's living room. As opposed to PC games which are usually played from an office chair at a desk.
by mattjustmull September 16, 2008
Get the Couch Jockeymug. This is the official term to describe that moment when someone walks near, into, overhears your conversation at the worst possible moment, even if the subject is benign.
Person A: So I was watching this movie yesterday, and there was this hooker snorting a line of cocaine of the table.
Person C: Whoa! Hookers and Cocaine? What did I just miss?
Person B: Nothing, dude. Just proving the Couch Theory.
Person C: Whoa! Hookers and Cocaine? What did I just miss?
Person B: Nothing, dude. Just proving the Couch Theory.
by Vanish29 September 24, 2010
Get the Couch Theorymug. by pseudonymwriter January 2, 2006
Get the jump the couchmug. by PDOPR October 8, 2008
Get the Busted Couchmug.