My couch bomber roomy must have had Mexican last night; he's just watched football and farted all day.
by Bobski27 October 25, 2008
Aunt Claire said she would stop drinking, but we keep finding all the couch syrup she has hidden away.
by Bernard Snatchly July 09, 2013
This is the official term to describe that moment when someone walks near, into, overhears your conversation at the worst possible moment, even if the subject is benign.
Person A: So I was watching this movie yesterday, and there was this hooker snorting a line of cocaine of the table.
Person C: Whoa! Hookers and Cocaine? What did I just miss?
Person B: Nothing, dude. Just proving the Couch Theory.
Person C: Whoa! Hookers and Cocaine? What did I just miss?
Person B: Nothing, dude. Just proving the Couch Theory.
by Vanish29 September 18, 2010
A derogatory term used by PC gamers to describe an individual who exclusively plays console games. Console games are generally played on a couch in one's living room. As opposed to PC games which are usually played from an office chair at a desk.
by mattjustmull August 30, 2006
your girl says she wants to stop smoking Js
bitch is jumpin' the couch
A: yo, johnny says he don't wanna sell no more pot
B: Mofo is definitely jumpin' the couch
bitch is jumpin' the couch
A: yo, johnny says he don't wanna sell no more pot
B: Mofo is definitely jumpin' the couch
by Chris toker January 13, 2006
by pseudonymwriter January 02, 2006
A special couch for two very special people.
Designed for lazing, sitting, lying and/or flopping.
Very large and leathery but only fits two people for some reason. More than two, results in anti-power couch. (not good)
A power couch may bring bouts of happiness and 'frisky' behaviour in some individuals. Others experience drowsiness, resulting in inappropriate public naps. (One person usually on top on the other.)
The two special people may designate their own personal power couch, usually in a bar, restaurant, or a more private sector such as at their home.
The purpose of the power couch differs according to each couple.
If primary power couch is not available, a secondary one is named to temporarily replace it. (not permanently)
But it is not the same.
If couple indulge in excessive 'flopping', the vicinity of their power couch is called A Flop Shop.
In general, a Power Couch will result in the couple starting in an upright position, but due to the comfy nature of the leather as well as other factors, the couple end up either lying on the couch, or on each other.
Mainly used for cuddling.
Similar to a Love seat, only much larger.
Designed for lazing, sitting, lying and/or flopping.
Very large and leathery but only fits two people for some reason. More than two, results in anti-power couch. (not good)
A power couch may bring bouts of happiness and 'frisky' behaviour in some individuals. Others experience drowsiness, resulting in inappropriate public naps. (One person usually on top on the other.)
The two special people may designate their own personal power couch, usually in a bar, restaurant, or a more private sector such as at their home.
The purpose of the power couch differs according to each couple.
If primary power couch is not available, a secondary one is named to temporarily replace it. (not permanently)
But it is not the same.
If couple indulge in excessive 'flopping', the vicinity of their power couch is called A Flop Shop.
In general, a Power Couch will result in the couple starting in an upright position, but due to the comfy nature of the leather as well as other factors, the couple end up either lying on the couch, or on each other.
Mainly used for cuddling.
Similar to a Love seat, only much larger.
'want to go to Power couch?'
'of course.'
'I wish power couch were free right now, i really want to sit with you.'
'I miss power couch.'
'I love our power couch.'
etc..
'of course.'
'I wish power couch were free right now, i really want to sit with you.'
'I miss power couch.'
'I love our power couch.'
etc..
by Whaleperson May 03, 2010