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Great Canadian Coconuts

An ever-green plant that grows in the Canadian north. The stalk is green, and leaves are long resembling those of a spider plant.

Deep below ground, the plant has a root ball that it uses to store water during the spring and summer, and uses this same water to sustain itself through the winter. The root ball consists of an outer thin skin covering a fibrous substance resembling ginger and tasting bitter. In the middle of the root is the nut that contains the fluid that is both slightly bitter and highly nutritious.

Also a story told by Canadian's for foreigners to convince them to buy things from tourist stands.
Hey! Check out that Canadian over there. He's got Great Canadian Coconuts for sale!
by Johnny Canuck March 13, 2022
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The Coconuts

Established in 2010, a group consisting mostly of New Jersey and New Yorkers, who prides themselves on NYC underground raves, clubs and festivals. They are crafty, fun-loving and always down for the after party. Their "never say no" policy allows new members to join a crew that truly treats you like family, and parties like a fraternity.
We were down at Output last night and ran into the coconuts.....it's 9am.....they are still going.
by Vigilante1012 June 15, 2016
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Coconuts up!

Jeremy coconuts up! You party gorillaaaaaaazy
by Julescoconuts July 24, 2022
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coconuts

thats coconuts!
by heartprim June 23, 2024
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Coconut

A simpleton. Represented by a coconut. Able to be dropped multiple times and still remain functional.
Hey, he's really to stupid to understand.What a fucking coconut.
by lollylandiz4amatuersivegtcandy January 12, 2021
mugGet the Coconutmug.

Decimated Coconut

Definitely a real thing you can buy in Jars.
Hey Joe, I've got your Decimated Coconut right here. Get it into you.
by Barney_el_cid December 8, 2020
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Bad Coconut.

The smell of a girl returning home to her man after having sex with someone else, but using douche or vinegar to cover the stench.
Boyfriend: Hey bitch, where you been? What's that smell?
Girlfriend: Oh it's my new deodorant.
Boyfriend : Bitch stop lying, that ain't no Lady Speedstick. You been fucking on your period. Smelling like a bad coconut.
by Camdelou February 5, 2021
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