Newcastle Brown Ale

1.) The only beer you really need to drink.

2.) The beer that, upon consumption causes real men to beam with satisfaction and pussies to grimace like the little bitches they are.

1.) Everyday at lunch, my coworker and I kill a case of cold Newcastle Brown Ale. It helps us relax and carry out the rest of the day with style.

2.) Folks at the party were just chillin' and drinking Newcastle Brown Ale. Suddenly this frat boy asshole comes in and asks for a beer. After taking a sip he grimaced and asked for a Bud Lite. I grabbed a cold castle, chugged it, smashed the bottle, and then stabbed him the throat. Everyone present nodded with approval at my gallant actions.

Newcastle Brown Ale by radass dude July 20, 2008

brown loaf 

To brown loaf (one word): the act of leaving your unflushed crap in the toilet with the lid closed, so the next person to use the toilet is shocked and disgusted when he or she opens the lid to use it. The act of brown loafing takes commitment, as the person who brown loafs must sit through their entire crap without doing a self-courtesy flush.

I want to get my roommate back for that feather and shaving cream prank, so I'm going to brown loaf him tomorrow.

brown loaf by El Duderino Supremo October 30, 2007

brown october 

a long, dense, tubular turd that sinks to the bottom of the bowl

I just launched the brown october and it left a nice skid mark.

brown october by Shitonya Brown November 11, 2007

Brown eye goodbye

When you show someone your brown eye then quickly vacate the scene, leaving your victim helpless and traumatized

Jeremy..drive up next to David before he turns off..Im going to shoot him the brown eye goodbye

Brown eye goodbye by Ross Brandenburgg May 15, 2008

Sweet Brown 

A lady who escaped an apartment fire in Oklahoma City. When interviewed by Channel 4 news, she recalls what happened, "Well, I woke up to go get me a cold pop, then I thought somebody was barbecuing. I said 'Oh Lord Jesus, it's a fire'. Then I ran out, I didn't grab any shoes or nothing, Jesus. I ran for my life, and then the smoke got me; I got bronchitis. Ain't nobody got time for that?"

Sweet Brown: I gotta go get me a cold pop.
Friend: Watch out! Oklahoma City has them apartment fires everywhere.
Sweet Brown: Oh Lord Jesus, I done did it! I got bronchitis. Ain't nobody got time for that?

Sweet Brown by Newo15 December 12, 2012

Brown Food 

Freezer food that you have when you can't be arsed to cook. Tastes like cardboard, results in ridicule and a trip to the shitter.

James: Having Thai-green curry tonight Dec?
Dec: Nah mate, having brown food innit.

Brown Food by Virgoodtayrunmeson January 24, 2015

The Brown Trout 

During doggy style intercourse, the man slips a finger into the butthole at the height of the orgasm, pulling the finger out immediately after, he reaches around to the mouth of the female and hooks her mouth with his poo encrusted finger.

"Hey Mike how come that chick never called you back?"

"Well after I gave her the brown trout I don't think a phone call from her is even a possibility"

The Brown Trout by Rohan17 December 24, 2007