salmonella brownies

A term applied to gooey, underbaked goods (brownies, cookies and the like) suggesting the possibility of contracting salmonella poisoning due to the raw/uncooked eggs in the dough.

Take those out of the oven, I don't want them overbaked, I prefer salmonella brownies.

by waterspout July 7, 2011

loosy brownys

Worn in, shit stained, and formerly known as tidy whiteys

After that ten hour flight, my tidy whiteys have turned in to loosy brownys.

by Jasondean316 August 18, 2021

The Brown brownie

Brown brownie is when a male defecates all over another human being and smothers it all over the body .

Look at Brian dropping the brown brownie all over peytons body.

by Cecilbricklayer2 March 25, 2021

Dingle Brownie

What you get when you pull your penis out too fast during anal sex

I was giving it to my wife hard up the ass when suddenly the door to the bedroom opened I pulled out quick and out came a dingle brownie

by Eppy Taph July 30, 2009

Haystack Brownie

A term widely used in various rural community clubs and industries (such as 4H , Dairy Farmer's, etc.): when one or more individuals participate in anal sex while in a barn and shit finds it's way onto the hay...you have a "Haystack Brownie".

"When Cecil climaxed, he turned the whole loft into a Haystack Brownie".

by Davide Esq. November 19, 2019

Wrong brownies

Comes from an FML where a guys accidentaly ate his roomates pot brownies before a job interveiw (was so stoned he couldnt answer the questions)

when someone is wasted or stoned when they shouldnt really be or there was no obvious reason, usually they did it on purpose. However, occasionally people do 'eat the wrong brownies'. Can be used for someones whos drunk but really means pot brownies.

1. "Dude, why am i so stoned?"

"idk did u eat the wrong brownies?"

2. "Hey did you see that guy at school today, he totaly ate the wrong brownies"

by Anonymous00000000000 May 26, 2009

Sunnyland brownie

The act of having a sunnyland girl defecate on your penis and then stick it in her vagina to bake, then cleans the batter from the "bowl" with her fingers.

Sunnyland brownie ; Wow, your sister gives a great sunnyland brownie pop. Peanuts and all.

by DaSuunylandKing June 28, 2022