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nanie bread

Oi Tabby, fang us a slice of nanie bread will ya!
by Tony Dee (Dante’) October 20, 2020
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cunty bread

it phrase that can be for anything or use instead of fuck or shit
"you cunty bread you just punch me in the face " or "you annoy the cunty bread out of me"
by white little abo boy March 16, 2017
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Bread Nonce

A person with an inability to consume bread, or any other gluten based consumables without an immediate and often long lasting effect to their digestive system.

Sometimes referred to as 'coeliacs' the person can often be identified by the need to constantly remind all that they can't eat gluten.
'Well I was going to suggest pizza hut for lunch, but we've got Bren the bread Nonce with us.'
by BrettRambo November 17, 2021
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Bread Game

The Bread Game consists in a group of four or more men gathering around a bread in the floor while they all masturbate at the same time. The last men to ejaculate has to eat the bread full of cum as the others watch him eating.
Aw man, i can't believe i lost in the Bread Game, i had to eat that bread full of cum, it was horrible.
by VoidOnCrack September 9, 2021
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pantry bread

Baked goods given out by a food pantry, soup kitchen, or homeless shelter. Usually consists of whatever didn't sell on the day-old-bread rack and got donated; sometimes sawed into chunks and re-bagged; always barely edible, but generally eaten anyway because you're hungry enough not to care.
"What kind of pantry bread do you want--stale or moldy?"
by AnyaTheVampireSlayer October 2, 2012
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Bread shuffle

To use your fingers to skip past slices of bread in the loaf. can be done on with any kind of bread.
Dude 1 bread shuffled past the first slice of whole wheat because Dude 2 touched it without washing his hands upon returning from the bathroom.
by Lonedro42 October 19, 2012
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goose-breading

The act of having one's sexual partner dress as a goose and consume a slice of bread hanging from one's urinary tract.
Megan and Tom's fading sex life was quickly reinvigorated when they began goose-breading; as prescribed by a sexual therapist.

John: Boy, my foreskin is really itching today!
Jack: Did you try goose breading again?
by Spartae July 27, 2013
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