bruh on the cob

what you say when you think random is funny

You: whats your best joke
Friend: bruh on the cob
You: bruh

by what did soulja boy tell em? December 11, 2019

Bruh moment

When you realize you fricked up so damn badly that you consider game ending yourself

You clap a girls checks and she tells you she’s a furry
BRUH MOMENT

by jikfer November 22, 2019

Bruh Minute

TikTok. TikTok is the only thing capable of generating a full 60 consecutive Bruh Moments, thus creating a Bruh Minute. Studies show that a Bruh Minute can take several years off of a person’s life.

“Ayo, I finna take a bruh minute and watch some TikTok.”

by Ozegis September 11, 2021

Bruh obama

Funi?

Bruh obama with jellyfish tho
Ngl kinda funi tho

by Bruh obama tho May 23, 2021

gazerbeam bruh

Fate watcher, goated

Hey is that the Number 1 Saber simp over there? You mean Gazerbeam Bruh?

by Number 1 Saber simp November 15, 2021

Bruh Up

When you and your bruh just can’t be/deal with eachother anymore or in some
Cases; you just are too gay for each other to be bruhs

No-homo ver.
Jeff to Greg: I just slammed your hoe last night.
Greg to Jeff: I can’t believe you! That’s it! We are bruh’d up

Homo ver.
Jeff to Greg: I only slammed her because I was thinking of you
Greg: oh Jeff
John: Oh GreG I can’t anymore, let’s bruh up

by Bobbubob February 3, 2020

Bruh Moment

A Bruh Moment is an emotional reaction where someone can also physically react with, "Bruh"depending on the "Bruh velocity", The bigger the velocity, the longer the "Bruh Moment" is. For an Example, My wife took the kids, that is equal to a minimum Bruh Moment. You running out of pizza roles, equals to a higher percentage of a longer Bruh Moment.

My dad hasn't brought the milk yet.
bruh.
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Omg where's the pizza roles???
Bruhhhhhh

Dad what's a bruh moment? *Doesn't have a dad*

Wow that's a bruh moment

by tlydangelo on insta July 17, 2019