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Bat-Enkh

Prettiest human being ever to exist.
Known as the most intelligent human ever.

P.S-whispers* (gay)
Finest person alive is Bat-Enkh.
by Handsome gay boy November 4, 2020
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bats in the cave

u has boogers
by ii_ishfrench December 11, 2020
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snark-bat

When needing to hit someone with an explicitly snarky comment, one pulls out the snark bat.
In this mornings meeting, I hit Jim from Finance with the snark-bat.
by Hello622 May 31, 2015
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see bat

someone who doesn’t display queenly attributes and is as insecure as he*l and decides to be rude to mask their pain
I feel so insecure because someone called me a see bat!
by wait May 11, 2022
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Beef bat

Her beef bat was flappin
by Polish bill February 5, 2021
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Bat Cave

The most sacred of places in the whole multiverse, a place of true ascendance and powerful bat’age. Only a few know of the power held in the Bat Cave because many are not worth its power(see Buster for an example). Maintained by Mom and guarded by BrokeBoyKitty, Pop-eye, Buster the pup, Maggie and pup-pup. Fat Bats can be seen flying in and out 24/7, with the outside world not knowing how much actual drugs are in it...
Jason: Yo why can’t I come over?
StudJake: You are not high enough to enter the Bat Cave, you Buster ass nigga
by HolyChonger December 5, 2017
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Sale Bat

A bat often brought to a sale by older women which is used to fight for a sale item. Usually done when another grandma tries to get the same sale item you wanted first. Sale Bats are also part of the pre-Christmas workout called 'Sale-R-cise', although it can be used at any time. The first known use of a Sale Bat was on April 27, 2011 when Beatrice and Paul Middleton were playing with one. You have to be careful not to get caught with it or else you will hear Mom yell very loudly.
Beatrice: Hey Wilson, want me to teach you how to use a Sale Bat?

Wilson: (stunned) Are you talking like a vandal? I don't know. What good will a Sale Bat do me? Are you trying to get me in trouble here?

Beatrice: No, this is how you use a Sale Bat. Its a whole lot of fun. What you do is you take it to the store and wait for an old granny like me to come and steal a sale item. Then here's the fun part: you clobber them with it. I mean, you really let 'em have it!

Bryant: Beatrice Elvira Mary Duke Middleton!! What in the world are you teaching him? To steal stuff? Oh my God! My own Gunny Granny, a common criminal!!

Beatrice: (laughing) Well, you want a piece of it! We could We could practice on Grandma Flo. It'd be fun. Then we could go to the store and try it out for real.

Morris: (really angry) Mom, I don't approve of this. You are NOT taking that ball bat to the store. I will not have it!

Beatrice: (starts swinging at Morris with the baseball bat) You want a piece of me, son? Do you?!! Pretend I'm at the store trying to steal something you want. I'm trying to give you all a lesson here. That's all this is.

Morris: Hey, that item was in my cart. Get away from it!! (grabs the bat and whacks Beatrice hard in the arm).

Beatrice: That's it! You've got it now! That's a Sale Bat. Every granny should keep one of these. Even a Gunny Granny like me.
by Dusty's Baby Powder May 21, 2011
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