Baseball

Gay

Friend 1: Wanna play baseball?

Friend 2: Nah dawg
Friend 1: We can shove the bat up our ass
Friend 2: Hell yah I wanna play baseball

by TheWhiteNeigborNextDoor December 12, 2019

Baseball

The rip-off sport of cricket

guy: hey lets play baseball!
girl: Cricket is better
girl: *leaves*

by e_crix04 October 23, 2019

Baseball

Baseball is a sport played by pussys that can’t play a real sport. In baseball you sit around in your little dug out Aka hiding place wait for your turn to hit a ball and while doing that eat random unhealthy snacks.

Baseball player: hey Jordan did you grab the PlayStation it’s gonna be awhile

Friend: yeah wanna play some Fortnite

by Weeertttyy November 1, 2019

Baseball haircut

Basically a mullet

Bro’s got a dirty baseball haircut

by Baseball girl February 6, 2020

Baseball

A garbage sport played by people who can't handle middle school P.E.

Your such a loser, you probably play baseball

by lacrosselacrosselacrosse May 16, 2020

Baseball

a sport played by pussies that can man up and play a contact sport.

Hey Nick look it’s those pussies playing baseball

by CCake from state farm May 22, 2020

Baseball

Baseball is a sport played by gay bitches who are too soft and too gay to play lacrosse. Baseball players are certified faggets who fuck each other when they hit balls over fences.

Look at me I’m i hit balls and touch sand bags with my feet while I fuck dad and give head to my dog.... I’m such a fucking fagget. I play baseball.

by G4yh03 May 30, 2020