Two trains on the same track are moving towards each other, each at a speed of 40 miles per hour. On the top of one train stand 50 naked guys with boners. On the other train stand 50 naked girls who are horny. What happens to the ones that don't fall off when the two trains run into each other is called 40th base.
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"We finally reached home base last night! Thankfully he had a condom on him because we were so horny we couldn't wait any longer"
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81st Base -
You will need:-
10 cucumbers
10 fit girls
A bouncy castle
10 blindfolds
1 blind man (To stop him watching you and your ladies)
A can of whipped cream
A digital video recorder
A chicken sandwich
-All of the above are needed-
What you will need to do:-
Take the 10 girls onto the bouncy castle. Blind fold and undress them all and the position the blind man 2 feet away from the bouncy castle. Stick one cucumber up each of the girls vagina's. Get the blind man to count to three loudly and when he reaches three, any girls who don't like the feel of the cucumber must sit down. Take the remaining girls who are standing up and have sex with them on the bouncy castle, you may now remove the blind folds. After you are exhausted, sit down and make the girls who sat down make out with each other whilst you eat your sandwich. Once you finish your sandwich get the whole group together, excluding the other man and have sex for a whole week without stopping, pouring the whipped cream on the girls whilst filming it. Once you have done this you have reached 81st base.
You will need:-
10 cucumbers
10 fit girls
A bouncy castle
10 blindfolds
1 blind man (To stop him watching you and your ladies)
A can of whipped cream
A digital video recorder
A chicken sandwich
-All of the above are needed-
What you will need to do:-
Take the 10 girls onto the bouncy castle. Blind fold and undress them all and the position the blind man 2 feet away from the bouncy castle. Stick one cucumber up each of the girls vagina's. Get the blind man to count to three loudly and when he reaches three, any girls who don't like the feel of the cucumber must sit down. Take the remaining girls who are standing up and have sex with them on the bouncy castle, you may now remove the blind folds. After you are exhausted, sit down and make the girls who sat down make out with each other whilst you eat your sandwich. Once you finish your sandwich get the whole group together, excluding the other man and have sex for a whole week without stopping, pouring the whipped cream on the girls whilst filming it. Once you have done this you have reached 81st base.
Guy: 'Dude, I just reached 81st base!!'
Guy1: 'Seriously you must be a god!'
Guy: 'Yer, but my dick still hurts after the week of sex.'
Guy1: 'Seriously you must be a god!'
Guy: 'Yer, but my dick still hurts after the week of sex.'
by LeoJables2 June 18, 2011
Get the 81st Base mug.(adj. and adv.) Not right, not correct, impolite, rude, improper, treyf, crazy; not ready, not alert; in baseball and softball, not touching one of the bases and thus vulnerable to being tagged out.
"I don't like Hillary either, but his remarks about her were way off base."
"Joe was off base so he was easily tagged out."
"Joe was off base so he was easily tagged out."
by anarcissie May 16, 2008
Get the off base mug.When you are having sex with your partners entire extended family, covered in chocolate sauce and you simultaneously orgasm and LOSE THE GAME at the same time
Coincidentally YOU LOST
Coincidentally YOU LOST
by M&S Anti-Straight Police S&M March 2, 2009
Get the 47th Base mug.What you should do to a girl who has a really fit body, but the face is like a slapped arse that needs censoring.
Can also be known as a paper bag job
Can also be known as a paper bag job
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"Yeah, nice body....look she's turning around..."
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