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Backwards Philosophy

Being backwards in philosophy is using the most vulgar, insane, terrorizing, antagonizing, and grotesque methods possible or employable in order to establish oneself.
I was using backwards philosophy in direction when I started attacking the helpless while at war.
by Kevin P. Olson July 29, 2022
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I’m walking backwards

When you’re so blazed you can’t even concentrate on anything
Bro I’m walking backwards so bad rn
by Butter bubbler December 22, 2017
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Backwards pizza place

The backwards pizza place means to have someone shove cheese, tomato paste/sauce, and garlic in your rectum before buttfucking you while saying mama mia
by Dknotdonkey March 7, 2024
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Backwards blumpkin

When girl takes a shit and gives her man head!
My man stepped out of the shower to get a backwards blumpkin!!
by Cooki24.7 November 14, 2025
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Stomp your kneecaps backwards

Basically a threat where you threaten to make them have chicken knees
I’m gonna stomp your kneecaps backwards!
by Embers20342 February 18, 2022
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Ballin' Backwards

Balling or ballin' backwards is best defined as losing ground, wasting time and/or resources, failing to progress in life and instead decreasing in power and influence while thinking you are being wise and progressing.

ALSO Making poor decisions which ultimately place you in a position of losing the progress you've have made in life or love. Said losses may be financial, emotional, social, physical, mental, and more. The end result is that you are playing the Game of Life very badly and not moving forward to be greater later, but instead standing still while others move past you, or actually exhibiting behaviors and making choices that make you lose ground.
After they broke up, Sheila was doing well - went back o school, bot a better job and was planning to buy a house. But when Malik came begging she let him back into her life and now she has no education, got evicted, and he spent the money she'd saved on some wild scheme to "start a business." That girl is working so hard but seriously ballin' backwards!
by Debsterism April 14, 2023
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