Famous Anus

A girl who is obsessed with butt holes & lets everyone know it.

Amy B. from Phoenix, AZ is nicknamed Famous Anus.

by rachel s from phoenix, az October 29, 2003

Hector Anus

heck-tore a-nuss
-Noun

An anus that has experienced more than a cock or two or three or four...at the same time. A "hector anus" is what happens after your asshole has been stretched by something the size of a basketball.

Patient: Doc, I can't tell if I am shitting or not! Poop just falls on the floor!
Doctor: Well, OMFG no wonder! Your asshole is the size of a hector! Your sphincter muscle has been damaged beyond repair! Prognosis not good, you have Hector Anus!

by beerpoots January 27, 2009

front anus

A hole on a particularly stupid individual in the front of the body in which complete shit flows from. Usually refered to as the mouth.

Billy- I can do 500 push-ups in a minute.

Joe- Stop speaking from your front anus.

by O'reily O'reilly October 9, 2008

Anus Vulcanus

Anus Vulcanus = Er Diarè ( in norwagian)

hm........... omg? vet ikka åssen jeg skal skrive det!

by MinTeD December 6, 2003

Anus Feather

A green, small feather you encounter while wiping your butt. It comes out of your anus, and is attached to the poop on your toilet paper.

Joell - Marty told me about his anus feather he had yesterday. I guess it was pretty large.

Marcus - We'll than it isn't an anus feather...

by 65498558 June 25, 2009

Anus-Berries

A word used to indicate you have failed at whatever you were trying to do. Sometimes is another word for "Piles". Can also be used as an insult.

Example 1:

Some Bully: Oi, mate, your hair looks like a festering turd!
Bullies Victim: Oh yeah? Well you're an Anus-Berry!

Example 2:

Juggler: *After dropping the juggling balls* Aw man, that was total Anus-Berries.

by JugglingDude July 6, 2010

Anus-Raped

To be beaten by your opponent.

Jonh looses all his money to Norm playing poker = Norm has just officially Anus-Raped John.

by Anus Raper December 17, 2008