Andreas

When you put your nose up someone's ass and blow out your nostrils, while at the same time you give them a handjob. During the hand job you spit and sneeze on his dick. Can be self administered using a vacuum cleaner.

“ Blow me like an andreas “

by Obiwancomeblowme July 10, 2019

Andreas

Andreas is a girl full of talent, energy, beauty, kindness, intelligence, and an amazing set of pearly white teeth. They can come off too strong at first but once you get to know them they are very sensitive and caring. Never take an Andreas for granted they’re one you should keep for a long time. If you ever date an Andreas hold on to her. She’s extremely talented in music, performing and arts aswell.

Woah look at Andreas up there she’s so star bound!

by Daddyishome222 September 23, 2019

Andres

Andres is a g. He hides in his room a lot but will always be there for you. He's always working hard and making moves. He may have had a rough start, but he's doing many great things. He's soon to make some music under an alias, but that's a secret shhh. Also it makes me upset that there wasn't already a definition about how absolutely amazing an andres is on this site. An Andres is incredibly charismatic, he's never met a person who doesn't like him. An Andres also does a lot of crazy things, but always gets away with his shenanigans, and it's all part of his charm.

Oh you know Andres?

Yeah, of course, he's the coolest man in the room!

by boopboop0 January 3, 2020

Andrés

Andrés is an all knowing, kind hearted, beautifully designed human being made by the old gods. He has a thick dick and balls and you like that

You always act like Andrés, but everybody knows you aren’t

by RisaTyppi January 5, 2020

Andres

The Greatest of all time, most likely a Cuban Miami project baby, Started as a young thug and grew up into responsible sarcastic father.

1. When stopping at gas station will always say “hey babe I’m grabbing a Red Bull want anything?”

2. Probably drives a big black truck with seat all the way back when asked why he replies “because I can”

3. His wife is most likely asks “why are you so annoying, it’s like your a child” but loves him deeply because she has to

Andres is not a people person you will probably find him in his room watching the office or football

by GOATMF321 February 21, 2020

Andres

The name Andres means a person who is quiet to people that he doesn't know alot but goofy to people that he knows alot. And most of the time he has his earbuds with him.

Unknown 1 : you know that guy Andres

Unknown 2 : yeah he is one of the quiet guys in the class .
Unknown 1 : what? He is one of the funniest guys

Unknown 2 : huh?

by Obama president March 10, 2020

Andreea Teodorescu

A Romanian girl born in October 7 1998 Sibiu a City in Translyvania Romania. She's known for as a YouTube personality she is famous for her bikini snow board racing. She also likes rapping and love's cat's and models her own clothing line. She is very out going and very hyper and great sense of humor.

Andreea Teodorescu, She is so cool out in the snow in her bikini she can rap too.

by Romanian Guy234 July 3, 2020