a girl who is very headass and smells like fish and looks like a gerbil. she has very serious mental issues, and constantly confuses her boyfriend with her dad. she loves to kiss her cousins, and they love to kiss her back. she has a sweet spot for girls, and justin bieber doesn’t love her. she tries so hard for his attention but she’s a creep. she probably snorts coke with her grandma. she is obsessed with minecraft, she is going nowhere in her life because of her obsession with minecraft.
*weird person singing* : “i wake up in the morning i got minecraft on my mind”
person 2 : oh don’t worry that’s just that weird bitch alyssa
person 2 : oh don’t worry that’s just that weird bitch alyssa
by my nigga jimmy June 12, 2019
Get the alyssamug. Butt chins have more ass than her. Most basic white girl you'll ever meet. Pointier nipples than her eyebrows. Tries to be a smart ass but is usually wrong. Gets her boots at a flea market. Racist affffff. Her dad calls Mexicans cheap. Marches for Starbucks.
by 69illuminati November 23, 2017
Get the Alyssamug. 2/10 in bed, no tits, super super chapped lips. 24/7 chink. Loves eggrolls. Her sex sounds like Mac and cheese.
Damn alyssa.
by alyssatits January 30, 2018
Get the Alyssamug. by Ayyyyyyman December 11, 2016
Get the Alyssamug. A stupid fucking hoe ass cunt that no one likes. Talks shit about her friends and never keeps her promises. She’s actually disgusting and opens her legs to everyone. She’s so annoying and talks like she’s four. She’s a wanna be popular person. No body wants to be her friend
“Alyssa is a stupid whore”
by wkwkwjsndnbe December 26, 2017
Get the Alyssamug. alyssa is a name known for talking to guys who already have a girl as to talking to guys who talk to a girl. Alyssa also loves making nude stickers from snap to send to guys like it’s normal.... Alyssas also tends to ask men who are cuffed to send pics. For example, “can i send you a booty pic?” overall you get it Alyssa’s are hoes
by idontgiveaheckyo July 7, 2019
Get the alyssamug. by KellytheJelly October 22, 2019
Get the Alyssamug.