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Dude Alarm

A: A situation that causes a person so much excitement, the only thing that comes from their mouth for the first part of the conversation is the word "Dude!"

Often followed by a short conversation, at the end of which the other person reciprocates the usage of the word "Dude" in a manner of agreement or sarcasm.(depending on the case)

B: Alternatively used as a way of getting a persons attention.

*Word Coined By Jacy David Nolen*
Example Of Dude Alarm:

Person A: "Dude!"

Person B: "What?!"

Person A: "Daniel Tosh is coming out with his own show on Comedy Central!"

Person B: "Dude! Thats Awesome!"
by SKNY + THE DMND May 12, 2009
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Honduran alarm clock

is when you find your partner sleeping with his/her mouth open, so then you can take a shit in his/her mouth and then stick your penis in it and say good morning hun.
Sharon fell asleep during sex so i gave her a honduran alarm clock to start off her morning
by jaijdfoiagjhaiosd June 28, 2010
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You should just treat me like the Alaerys I am and your life will work out a whole lot better.
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Alarm Clocked

When a man puts his penis between a woman's breasts then moves it back and forth like the hammer between the bells on an old fashioned alarm clock.
Brenda's boobes were so big that she needed to have them alarm clocked.
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The act of purposefully waking up an unsuspecting guest by slapping your genitalia on your chest. Enacted through a "tick cock" metronome like fashion. Otherwise to rouse a partner from their slumber by doing the same thing or prodding them if aforementioned tactic does not accomplish stirring the person awake.

Not to be confused with tea bagging or mushroom printing however sometimes combined. However if you are alone an alarm clock can be denoted through morning wood.
Victim: "why are you slapping your penis on your chest? It's too early for this!"
Perpetrator: "I'm sorry your forgot to set your alarm cock"

"I woke up this morning with a stiffy. It served as an alarm cock"
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Alarm cock

The alarm clock ran out of batteries so i woke her up with the alarm cock
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