albert

To Albert, something means to sit on them and break them

Why did you Albert my computer?

by help28 August 17, 2022

albert county liquor pig

short (ACLP)
A hillbilly who drinks too much beer and beats his wife in the middle of the woods in albert county new Brunswick

Did you see Ricky last night?
No

He drank a hole 24 he is totally an albert county liquor pig

by glenn swagmire October 8, 2025

Albert

That strong type. That type of man to never back down and hold his own. That guy that'll stand up for his family and those closest to him. He's also got warm heart and loves to have meaningful experiences with those in his circle.

An Albert is unforgettable.

by Strat1 November 22, 2021

Albert

Albert has a big Bunda and is gay AF
He likes to sucking big dicks and licking assholes.

,,Oh you like sucking dick like Albert‘‘

by Bella_101 November 25, 2021

Albert

Someone who loves playing roblox and screams all the time

You're such an albert

by Ohheyitsjustmeh June 27, 2020

Alberte

Alberte is the girl everyone else dreams of being.

She is an amazing person who will always be there for you. She is sweet, funny and gracious.

If you ever let an Alberte disappear from your life, you might as well give up.

Alberte’s weakness is that she has a great temperament, but it can also be her strength.

Alberte is the perfect girlfriend.

Keep her close to you forever

Boy 1: “I really want to be Albertes boyfriend. She is so perfect”

Boy 2: “Yeah… me too!”

by ukendtbruger? November 23, 2021