absolut jack-ass

1 cup of absolut vodka,1 cup of jack daniels and a can of monster assult together in a pitcher.

jack daniels is god!

by assrocket December 25, 2004

Absolutely Nothing

A phrase used by famous Youtuber SwiftKarateChop frequently; it has become his subscription headline and it is used in most of his videos.

"So what did we learn today?"
"Absolutely nothing."

by AmyANTIVIRUS October 13, 2008

absolutely perfect

Kaitlin Leigh-Ann Fro Harden

dude i found the absolutely perfect song, what kaitlin isnt a song she is an amazing girl

by doggystylebum July 19, 2010

ABSOLUTELY

ABSOLUTELY comes from the one and only group - my favourite molecule is jager WE LOVE ASS, BOOZE, AND PUSS

9102 CJN

ABSOLUTELY BABYYYY!! - Adam (Hound aka Condom Filler), Jack (Steve), Matt (Alfonzo), Jack (Gonzo), Charlie (UNIT), Duncan (Rinser), Tommy (Lil Tommy 2020, Montreal is not ready)

Fired up to participate in an activity.

Ex:
Person 1 - RumPunch?
Person 2 - ABSOLUTELY

by LiilTommy February 19, 2019

Absoluter

A large or massive pinch of tobacco which sometimes provides large buzzes.

Ghost coon put in an absoluter to relieve some stress.

by Levi Pinkerton March 24, 2011

AbsoluteChad

Basically someone who is cool or is a awesome fellow

Person:You’re dunced for a day :feelbadman:
Person: it’s okay man you are a absoluteChad Anyway

by RolesTakenNoReason June 10, 2019

absolutely fucked

When you're in a bad situation where you'll most likely fail or get the negative result.

A great example is when you're near the finish line in Mario Kart while being a tight race and someone uses the blue shell.

"The project's due tomorrow?! Man I am absolutely fucked!"

by A Saturated Meatball November 20, 2016