abe faridi

this word can be used as a reference to describe something vicious, beast, fly, monster, fresh and awesome.

the skater was almost as tight as abe faridi
that kid could have rocked that shirt better if he was abe-faridi

by doggie Joe March 31, 2009

AB Regret

noun; the sensation felt after one indulges himself into a meal at Applebee's; sensations include dizziness, vomiting, extreme headaches, obesity, and explosive diarrhea.

"yo, shoob, wanna go mini-golfing?"
"nawh man, i can't, i feel sick and am suffering from ab regret.

by damnnnbabygirl July 11, 2009

modified abe lincoln

we all know and love the abe lincoln - cumming on an unconcious (either by drinking, or donkey punch) girls face, trimming her pubes, and giving her an abe lincoln beard.

The modified abe lincoln is the same thing, only a hitler moustache.

check out the modified abe lincoln i gave the passed out girl in the basement.

by rezombied November 5, 2005

4 minute abs

something very funny that makes you laugh so vigorously that it is as if you are excercising in hopes of getting abs.

Oh my god, the products in that catalogue aimed at senior citizens were 4 minute abs!

by goby's old man's sister November 7, 2007

Gerber Ab Stab

When engaging in sexual intercourse and about to ejaculate, pull out a knife along with your penis, stab her in the stomach. Replant your penis inside the wound and proceed with ejaculation.

"Yo, I wasn't trying to get that girl pregnant so I pulled a gerber ab stab on that bitch ya know."

by Jonathan Marquise June 15, 2003

sex-pack abs

1: The abs that get you laid
2: Abs that are perfect for having sex

Example 1:

Hose: Dude after I got from boot camp I was totally ripped my girlfriend practically dragged me into the bed.
Gustavo: Really? What made her so horny?
Hose: My sex-pack abs
Example 2:
Bogs: Yo man I just had sex with my girlfriend for the first time with a six-pack. IT WAS AWESOME!

Matt: Duh man that's why they're called sex-pack abs

by DaWizard May 1, 2013

honest abe day

Honest Abe Day is April 2nd, the day after April Fools Day, wherein you be as truthful and honest as possible to make up for any pranks or lies you participated in on April 1st.

Remember to be honest on Honest Abe Day, or abe will get you in the middle of the night.

by batergacken April 4, 2022