Merm-Aids

acquired immune (or immuno-)deficiency syndrome: a condition, caused by a virus, in which certain white blood cells (lymphocytes) are destroyed, resulting in loss of the body's ability to protect itself against disease. Merm-Aids is transmitted by sexual intercourse, through infected blood and blood products, and through the placenta. Gay Mermen are at high risk of contracting Merm-Aids. The first known case of Merm-Aids was documented in 2005 when Ray William Johnson stuck his dick in a Blowfish. We'll miss you hootie

Don't touch Ray William Johnson, he has Merm-aids. Maybe Elton John will write a song about it.

by Fat Diction August 21, 2012

cancerous AIDS

A new strain of AIDS that has geneticly enhanced by scientists to control population. Also called CAIDS, not only does an infected individual get the full blown AIDS, but also cancer leading to the inevitable kemo treatment that, as you know, almost kills you as well. Its pretty much a death sentance, and it works quicker than any disease alone. Experts say that within minutes of contracting the Cancerous AIDS, you can feel the symptoms setting in.
Unlike Conventional AIDS, which is transmitted through blood, The Cancerous strand can be transmitted through any bodily fluid. This means if a CAIDS infected person was to cough in your general direction, and you happened to be taking a breath, the virus could be transmitted to you in an airborne contraction situation. Taking a drink after, or kissing an infected person can also lead to transmission.

Obviously this is some shit you dont want to get, and any individual infected must be quaranteened immediately. An infected person in a situation such as a subway ride, could potentialy infect hundreds if not thousands of people in a matter of an hours.

The Cancerous AIDS has all of the conventional AIDS symptoms and within minutes of initial infection subject develops the AIDS Cough,and within 24-48 hours of infection the AIDS Face Sets in. This pretty much makes the infected look like a zombie from Resident Evil within the first week. Cancerous AIDS patients rarely live over 60 days after infection making it pretty much the quickest killer in the population.

by Russ Bus March 13, 2008

aids team

Group of loser kids who hang around together.

Definitely used in the 80s - when aids was funny, with the obvious link to the A-team.

"Look, it's the aids team"

"der-der-der da-da-dah" (the A-team theme)

"It's B.O. Baracus; ugly face; howling stupid and Canibal"

by Robbo24 October 7, 2007

AIDS

That nasty shit you get because your broke ass can't afford a condom. Maybe if you pulled them airpods outta your ass you might learn that you're gonna die soon.

Me: Hey man, what do you want for dinner?
Friend: Sorry, I can't hear your broke ass with my airpods in.
Me: At least I could afford to not die from the common cold.
Friend: What the fuck'd you say? You tryna say I've got AIDS?
Me: Yeah, you dopey prick.

by solargaming143 February 22, 2019

fagtarded aidsbaby

a really stupid insult that you only use when you're prepared to make yourself look like more of an idiot than the person you're insulting.

Paul: yeah, so that's why i got an F on the test
Jake: you're a fagtarded aidsbaby
*Paul shakes his head and walks away*

by thedarkerpaul June 29, 2008

gay as AIDS

some act, gesture, movement, word, or phrase that is so stupid, or homosexual that it makes the person who heard it get pissed off or just completely silent.

If a guy says,"Hey do I look good in these sweats?" That was gay as AIDS!

by Hoodlum Productions March 11, 2008

aids face

a popular insult that, disturbingly, has nothing to do with the STI

person 1: you are an aids face
person 2: but i'm a virgin!
person 1: shut up aids face!

by the worlds tallest midget June 6, 2007