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My dick

Too small

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My dick:

Jannie: DO NOT date Peter. His dick is so Tiny.
Katheline: Ok, I'll pass.
by undeadly deadly dead November 15, 2018
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my dick so long

When u see ur mum
FAP FAP FAP YESS MOM BEND OVER my dick so long
by Pussy eater 0 February 22, 2019
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Sicked on my dick

When a girl/boy is performing oral sex and she/he then vomits on your cock.
Damn, Shelly sicked on my dick last night and got it all over my carpet which was a family heirloom.
by Slamcaked February 26, 2019
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My Dick

My Dick is very small and fat.
My Dick is small
by Cupkacke December 21, 2018
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My dick is massive

Something said by a guy with a micropenis
Person1: My dick is massive!

Person2: no it’s not...
by Guy with small dick July 22, 2018
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She's on my dick

When a girl has something for and wants to have sexual intercourse with you.
"Daymn dude ya saw that girl in the bar last night? She's on my dick!"
by milfhunter70 August 17, 2022
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Suck my dick

A common term in New York,another way to say fuck you
by kotathaman November 8, 2022
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