Ant

Ants are kind creatures planning to overthrow the government. They aren't very cool, hip, or good-looking. But their hearts are in the right places, (for now). Generally, the ants don't hate humans, just humans in power. We don't know their current plans or if they are armed, but multiple governors, mayors, and prime ministers have reported ant infestations in their houses. Coinkidink? I think not.

"The ants are fighting back!" Says a local ant enthusiast.

by 👍🏻happy April 7, 2023

ant moment

overthinking😭🙏

bru i just had an ant moment wth

by ohnahbrudda April 9, 2023

little ant

short mexican who is bad a fortnite

little ant is buns at fortnite

by negrofhs November 21, 2023

P(l)ants

The definition for plants who got that extra swagger. They may be a drip(py)leaf, or a fungi. The scientific term for these is {plantaeus drippius}.

I grow lots of p(l)ants.

by P(l)anter December 12, 2022

ant murph

a sick fucking kid from nogzy

lad tha ant murph is gang

by L11 nog December 13, 2022

Fire Ant

The one thing you definitely don't want to get in your urethra.

It's literally a fire ant, why would you even bother looking that up?

by The Observer (kadenbane) June 30, 2023

Ant's on a vaganus

When a transgender women is feeling sexually aroused and wants one of the simpler things in life, such as a snack food we all had as a child. Ant's on a log comes to mind. Said women takes a generous serving of cheese whiz and spreads it from her anus all the way up to her bonus hole area (with a spatula). And then aquires raisin to sprinkle from above to the vaganus log. If left for too long, ant's will permit from the premise.

Carl walks into his home one day. His wife is sitting there, transgenderly and all. Ant's on a vaganus, spread out ready to eat.

by David Cuntsuki July 6, 2023