A guy that can make anyone laugh. His stories are wild, and even crazier when he can't help himself from over dramatizing the original draft. If he talks about someone getting shot, it couldnt be more from the truth. It was probably a toy gun, or an invisible one. Cannot keep himself from trying to bang everything with legs, both genders must watch out. But dont tell his wife.
by Shenron1993 March 22, 2019
Get the jeff rowemug. A place where carmine lupertazzi sr visits often to taste test gherkins. Sometimes he likes a few more than usual some times it can be too much.
“What’s the matter carmine, you don’t like the egg salad?” (Sighs) “Too much gherkins” … “Smell that? Burning hair” … “Ah shit, Did any body revisit gherkins row before hand!?”
by Soda Glovk February 25, 2022
Get the Gherkins Rowmug. by stoner girl December 15, 2009
Get the row 7mug. by Captain America, muddafucka April 9, 2011
Get the Less Rowmug. Hes that guy. Very strong and known for hoeing people. And is about 6’3 & 298 pounds. And loves hoeing people on the football field. Funny guy and is a ladies man and most likely his favorite thing to say is TALK 2 MEEEEEE
by Locker room lawyer November 22, 2021
Get the rowe da hoemug. Guy 1: Yo I was playing command and conquer the other day Against a total Nova Rowe.
Guy 2: dude that guy must’ve been a total pepega
Guy 2: dude that guy must’ve been a total pepega
by Totallystelthyguy September 12, 2020
Get the Nova Rowemug. 