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Bone phone

When a girl has gauged earlobes big enough to fit your cock into. Then you insert your penis from the backside so that the tip sits right next to her mouth, resembling a phone. Then she can suck or lick the tip like she is talking on the phone.
Check out that chick with the gauged earrings, I bet she nobs on the bone phone!
by Bummybumkin December 23, 2016
mugGet the Bone phonemug.

Phone Autopilot

Wandering around at random without paying attention when you're carrying on a phone conversation. Total unawareness of where you're going, what you're doing, or what's going on around you.
(hangs up, looks around) How did I get all the way out here? Must've been on phone autopilot.

Person1: Alex just walked into the room and looked right at me taking cash out of his wallet, I'm so busted!
Person2: Nah, he's just on phone autopilot, he didn't really notice.

You have to stop cleaning while you're on phone autopilot, I just found my car keys in the refrigerator.
by ludlow9 February 1, 2012
mugGet the Phone Autopilotmug.

Phone Abyss

The term "Phone Abyss" refers to the area of the front of a vehicle between the seats and the center console where you may drop items and never find them again i.e. your phone. The word has been used by Jimmy Tatro in his webisode "My Key", where he loses his keys only to find them in the area that he refers to as the "phone abyss".
Christian- "Dude, have you checked the phone abyss?"

Jimmy- "The phone abyss..... dude I've lost like six phones in here!! But my keys??....... My keys....

Jimmy- "I FOUND THEM!!"
by Peterpufferbelly August 17, 2013
mugGet the Phone Abyssmug.

boobie phone

When a woman is driving and she does not have a hands-free device, so, she puts the phone on speaker and puts it in her bra between her breasts to talk.
I was driving home from work and there was nothing on the radio, so I called my girlfriend on boobie phone to gossip.
by FitzLovin' December 9, 2009
mugGet the boobie phonemug.

Phone Gaandu

A person hailing from India who tries to deceive you out of anything of value using the telephone. They claim to want to lower your credit card interest rate but ask for your credit card information over the phone.
“Hold on a second, have another call- ah never mind it’s just the Phone Gaandus trying to get my credit card number. Go on..”
by Cheebcrazy May 20, 2019
mugGet the Phone Gaandumug.

Oin the phone

The act of discussing one’s sex cult over the phone while playing world of Warcraft
Esfandtv: sorry im oin the phone

Chat: no Esfand you can’t be oin the phone while live!
by Racciimy November 17, 2021
mugGet the Oin the phonemug.

phone slave

A person whose talking and/or texting on a cell phone makes them inconsiderate of the people around them, and careless in their daily routines. Sometimes to a level that endangers themselves and others.
He almost got him by a car by being a phone slave, not looking where he was going while texting in the street.
by LeNair Xavier August 21, 2015
mugGet the phone slavemug.

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