jeff gordon

Least-liked NASCAR driver. Liberal Californian Chevy driver.

Usage: "What's the difference between Jeff Gordon and a refrigerator? A refrigerator doesn't fart when you take the meat out."

by Most April 25, 2006

Jeff Dunham

the ventriquolist who created Achmed the dead terrorist shown on YouTube and some American TV show

"Who created that funny video?"
"You mean Achmed the dead terrorist?"
"Yeah."
"Oh that was a Jeff Dunham one."

by Kamikaze Watermelon January 11, 2009

jeff gordon

a faggot liberal nascar driver from ... guess

thats right, cali...

is the most annoying driver in all auto racing and doesnt deserve to win the 2005 daytona 500

jeff gordon sucks alot of dick

by jeff gordon = fag May 13, 2005

Pull a Jeff

1.) To be overly sensitive and overbearing.
2.) Lacking a pair of male genitals.
3.) To cry over a female that doesn't really care about you or want to be with you.
4.) To be a bitch.

Tim: Dude are you crying...
Jim: Yeah man, Christy just dumped me.
Tim: Wait, you guys have been dating for what, two weeks?
Jim: Yah, but I loved her.
Tim: Wow, way to pull a Jeff... pussy.

by voodootaco November 24, 2010

Jeff [ing]

A verb, created by the students in the Faculty of Architecture, referring to a professor, student or other member of the Faculty, who is willing and able to criticize your work, give you pointers and at times make you want to cry because your project needs to be completely re-done. It is named after a legendary professor, Jeffrey Garcia, who was known for the "restart-your-project-in-the-last-week" method of teaching. We love him though.

Hey, (insert name), can you Jeff my work, please?
Jeff ingis super needed at this moment.

by Jeff[ing] November 21, 2016

Cheers Jeff

To State a fact which is fairly obvious to everyone.

Or something nobody really cares about or wants to know.

Bill: Studies have shown that people who have more birthdays live longer!

Stuart: “Cheers Jeff!”

by JeffHasAlredyBeenTaken May 22, 2018

jeff oneill

The act of snorting 2 8balls of coke out of the butthole of another man while stroking your cock at the same time

Dude my retard friend just performed a Jeff Oneill on Theresa

by Jeffeyrydell May 4, 2019