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hows your father?

'Fancy a bit of hows your father?'
by Pip March 13, 2005
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hows your father

Commonly used British phrase meaning to have sex. I've no idea why it should mean this. Does not mean penis as previously stated.
They've gone to have a bit of the old hows your father!
by hurtle September 27, 2005
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Ted Cruz’s father

Someone who might have assassinated JFK.
“Yeah, he lived near Dallas, and nobody knows his whereabouts at noon on November 22, 1963. A prime Ted Cruz’s father if you ask me.”
by TK2000 October 29, 2023
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bald father energy

You live life a little more Lux with a bald father. You never hear the word no, you only hear the word maybe, but maybe always means yes.

Bald fathers are a bit more soft spoken but hilarious, which makes a person with bald father energy automatically funny themselves in a witty way. You have to have a bald father to radiate bald father energy.

Bald fathers are also very neat, which reflects on their children. One with bald father is always looking over their shoulder.
Look at Shauna, she’s so carefree, I wish I was like her.”

“She has a bald father, so it makes sense.”

“Omg YOURE so right, she totally radiates bald father energy.”
by Cityroach November 4, 2021
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Father Alexander Anderson

A priest from the anime "Hellsing" hellbent on destroying all vampires, including Alucard in the name of God...This guy rules!
"We are God's representatives,Earthly Agents O' Divine Punishment.AMEN!"
by Grit May 19, 2004
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His Father's Trailer

An erotic sex excursion which involves driving approximately three hours into a desert and engaging in sexual activities inside an abandoned trailer.
"Shit dog, let's go experience his father's trailer!"
by sheeeet January 17, 2009
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Father John Redmond

A High School in Etobicoke, Ontario. This school has one of the highest stoner population. Surrounded by many favorite sesh spots, including the Mystical Forest, The Hidden Jungle and The Frozen Pond.
Typical day in Father John Redmond
"Hey wanna skip second to bun?"
"Yeah. Where do you wanna blaze?"
"The Mystical Forest"
by Jimo'n Parabola January 20, 2009
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