Go train

To go train is to eat with a deadly purpose, like a train when it speeds past a railroad crossing. All the little people surrounding the eater, like little cars at the crossing, best get out of the way. Nothing stops this train... Besides an empty refrigerator.

Roommate: "Hey! Want to go out to eat? I'm starving!"

TrainRoomie: " I wish I had known. I just went train on the ice cream. I'm not at all hungry. Look at this food baby."

Roommate: "That's okay. I'll just go pick something up then."

TrainRoomie: "Will you pick up some more Ben & Jerry's while you are out? I promise not to go train on it this time."

Roommate: "I'll buy a lot. Tomorrow we can go train together."

by Seems legit June 16, 2013

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Train wreck

During vigorous sex, a trainwreck occurs when the penis slips out and hits the taint, causing a sudden painful bend.

I ended up in the emergency room with a broken dick after last night's train wreck.

by Mouthy Broadcast May 06, 2016

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Text Train

Being on a group text that keeps on and on that you can't get out off.

"I was in this Text Train yesterday that I couldn't get off! It kept going and going and going and going with too many responses."

by Btconderman December 22, 2014

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diesel-train

An adrenaline-fueled penis solely focused on hitting the bottom of the vagina.

I think I'm finally gonna give Amber a ride on the diesel-train tonight.

by Earl Dellinger October 27, 2008

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Train Sausage

The remains of a living thing after being hit by a train. The meat remains left behind by a train can resemble ground sausage: therefore, it is called train sausage.

When traversing a zombie-filled subway, stay off the tracks to avoid being train sausage'd.

While travelling the Tundra Express, always mind your surroundings. Trains love to sneak up on you and turn you into train sausage.

by CaptainSteevX November 17, 2012

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