sheeps heart

The bulbous end of the penis

"his dick was massive, it was like a babies arm holding a sheeps heart"

by L.B.Seed August 21, 2004

Sheep-buttholetitis

When someone fucks so much sheep butthole that they start to resemble a Sheep-man. People who have sheep butthole-titis typically have the curse of being named Peter.

Doctor: So if you were a male sheep and you came across a female sheep would you fuck it?

Peter: Foo! I don't have to be a sheep to fuck a sheep I fuck dem already!

Doctor: Well it looks like you have sheep-buttholetitis...
Peter: So...Can I keep fucking sheep?

by Keatoburrito May 14, 2009

Sheep-Doggin'

A verb used to describe agressive male on male homosexual sex.

Person 1: Have you seen my brother lately?
Person 2: I heard he's been sheep-doggin' all over town!

by the CDG September 3, 2007

get sheeped

1. To get so drunk that you begin to mimic a sheep in behavior.

2. Be thrown out of WalMart or denied service at Staples or other office supplies and general goods retailers.

3. To be harmed or violated in any way by a sheep or other species belonging to the Artiodactyla order.

After she dumped him he went to get sheeped and tried to order a stake with 'baaas.'
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-guy 1: I decided it would be fun to remove my pants and chase the employees.
-guy 2: How did that work out for ya?
-guy 1: Haha I got sheeped man!
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-guy 1- I'm bored. Wanna go get sheeped in the barnyard?
-guy 2- Fah sho, mang!

by I put the GONE in gonorrhea! July 7, 2009

Sheep Dogging

The act of getting a slow moving vehicle to drive faster by pulling up next to them and making them think you are going to cut them off. Usually done in traffic when there is not enough room to get passed the vehicle.

"Bro this car is moving so slow, and I can't get by because of all this traffic"
"Just sheep dog him, they will be compelled to drive faster"

-Sheep Dogging

by Twist3d November 27, 2013

Sheep Shagger

Sheep Shagger.
A common insult/derogatory term used against or to describe:
a) Welsh people.
b) New Zealanders.
The origin of this term is unknown however it is in reference of the fact that there are a lot of sheep in wales and in NZ and because there are so many it was believed that the humans helped with the breeding, hence the term sheep shagger.

(see also) purebred sheep shagger: A person of descent from both countries.

aussie/limey) Fuckin hell that man is a right sheep shagger!

kiwi/welsh) Just because we have a lot of sheep in our country doesnt mean that we fucked 'em!

by ben doverson the third June 5, 2018

shearing the sheep

The term used for shaving your loved ones back.

"Hey Jane what were doing last night?"

"Oh Just shearing the sheep, Bobby really needed it!"

by Crazy Red Head in TX September 9, 2009