by disappointed in you April 25, 2020

Me for Draco Malfoy😌
Jared: Did you see the new Harry Potter movie? Draco Malfoy is SO hot
Heather: Yes! Im a simp for Draco too
Heather: Yes! Im a simp for Draco too
by RailMe September 30, 2020

I have this friend.
He had an offer from oxford computer science.
And turned the offer down for a girl.
Who he was not in a relationship with.
A few weeks after his decision she turned him down and started dating another guy.
So he went to unimelb.
And when he heard that she broke up with the guy.
Dropped out of unimelb to go back to Adelaide.
Only to be rejected again.
He had an offer from oxford computer science.
And turned the offer down for a girl.
Who he was not in a relationship with.
A few weeks after his decision she turned him down and started dating another guy.
So he went to unimelb.
And when he heard that she broke up with the guy.
Dropped out of unimelb to go back to Adelaide.
Only to be rejected again.
by LeNing July 4, 2023

A beta-male Castro loving FIFA sweat that is in love with a prosperous game mode known as FUT CHAMPIONS. This fellow beta-male goes by the name of Daniel Deguara.
by Bosscass May 10, 2020

A little bitch who does or says anything to please someone, typically on a girl, to get i the girls pants but typically never does because hes," like a brother to him
by Massive man matthew July 1, 2020
