married single mom

A woman who is married with a husband but takes care of the children and the husband never took care of his kids

" Hey honey, do you know how to feed the baby? Ugh, I feel like A married single mom."

by anonymous November 6, 2022

Single man's ring

The circular imprint that develops in the skin of a wallet when a single man has carried an as-yet unused condom in it for too long.

Even after removing the contraceptive wang-sleeve (usually due to expiration rather than use), the single man's ring will usually persist for months to come. Upon close inspection, the single man's ring may occasionally be found pressed into banknotes and jeans pockets.

Wandering the bars on Wednesday night, Pete realised the single man's ring which had developed in his wallet announced to all bartenders that he was wedded to the sadboi life.

by daltonjfk October 26, 2019

why you single?

Means a female or a male is trying to get to the next level with you indirectly. Meaning trying to be the next person that you date.

An Example of Why you single?: Guy : I was meaning to ask, "Why are you single?" Girl: "Haven't really found someone interesting, yet. Guy: "Cool, how about I change that title."

by TMC23 January 25, 2014

single parent deal

When a person is able to date/marry somebody who would normally be way out of their league, because they don't care that the person has children. Single parents are often desperate to find somebody who does not mind being around their kids, and therefore will lower their standards for a potential romantic partner.

Seth: "Woah, is that really Jason's new girlfriend?"

Larry: "Yeah."

Seth: "She's gorgeous! And I heard that she got promoted at her job and pretty decent money now. What i she doing with him?"

Larry: "She says that he's great with her kids. He got the single parent deal."

by Lavender12 May 19, 2015

single click deposit

A button that can be pressed to fund your full tilt account without having to leave the game

Hey bro, I went bust on full tilt poker so I sold my house so I could make a single click deposit

by fully tulted October 20, 2013

The single dick effect

When there is an attraction to an otherwise unattractive person because they are the only male in the room/ available to be conquered.

He’s not even hot its just the single dick effect.

by emilyinharas November 16, 2021

Every Single Year

A national holiday where everyone plays minecraft.

"Carol, what are you doing?"
"Playing For-"
"Stfu, wrong game. It's Minecraft time every single year."

by bruhmoney December 15, 2020