n. a dick that can't, under any circumstances, get or remain hard. An absolutely disappointing way to end the night.
Because Dean's loose noodle was such an inconvenience to every girl he encountered, he became a social outcast.
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Probably your Mother: Oi you little cunt, you want to Noodle Flip tonight?
Definitely not your Dad: Holy mother lord Mary above are you insane, is that even safe? You've always been like this, you're going to fucking die, did you spend all our money on this,? this is the third time you've done this, we have a family! do you not care at all you silly little fuck?!
Definitely not your Dad: Holy mother lord Mary above are you insane, is that even safe? You've always been like this, you're going to fucking die, did you spend all our money on this,? this is the third time you've done this, we have a family! do you not care at all you silly little fuck?!
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That's a huge spooky noodle
She has so many spooky noodles she could make pasta
That's a huge spooky noodle
She has so many spooky noodles she could make pasta
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