He's insane he finna kill you with a golf club, his uncle (tony) taught him how to do EVERYTHING that he knows.
by Shlükey May 20, 2019
Get the Lukemug. by Xxchar1a1a May 9, 2020
Get the Lukemug. pulls bare birds yano, can literally destroy any conversation with one sentence, also has the powers to control and persuade any mofo including himself to do anything of his command. Luke's normally hang around with lower class people to improve his self confidence and ego. Luke's will only go for a chick if she is above an 8, anything under an 8 is considered pure dirt from a Luke.
#Girl 1 Yo dat new kid luke yeh hes a mad pengting init
#Girl 2 i dont want legs anymore, bring that dick here
#Girl 2 i dont want legs anymore, bring that dick here
by Luke_ismonkey August 26, 2018
Get the Lukemug. Luke is normally a tall, nice guy. Luke’s can make you happy or he can break you he doesn’t mean to hurt you but he does. Luke’s are genuinelly a nice person.
by I’m right 59013 September 20, 2020
Get the Lukemug. by HEE bung June 4, 2019
Get the Lukemug. Luke tries to be the biggest homie hopper out of his friends. unfortunately that is the only 'big' thing he has going for him. if you want a vinnie hacker 2.0, lukey pukey is your go-to. mr. never sober is good with kids, but not with a skateboard. his hobbies include, searching for his missing crystals, and the missing piece in his life. which he is conviced he has found. if you are not a girl that is around 5'6-5'8, and is not in the grade below, keep looking because luke does not want you. Luke's only way of flirting is by telling girls to shut up and making them wear his lice-infested hat. lukes lips are bigger than his dick and that is a promise. kinda bite worthy though. (please never say that again miss girl). sorry my friend is a little obsessed with luke. you may think he his hot, but before you get too far along with this luke guy, make him move his hair out of his face. beware his actions are very different from his words. and his words usually are making fun of his friends...and urs.
by penisdaddylover69 July 16, 2021
Get the Lukemug. A very chill, relaxed guy. He's the type of person that if you get to know, has a lot of interesting qualitys, but usually keeps them hidden away.
by FortniteTerrible October 5, 2019
Get the Lukemug.