12 March

"Imma fuck the shit out of you" Day

A day where you go up to your straight homies and say "Imma fuck the shit out of you"

Straight dude 1: Imma fuck the shit out of you
Straight dude 2: Wait what
Straight dude 1: It's 12 March
Straight dude 2: fuckin gaeeeeeeeeee

by cuteshyinfpbottothatneedslove November 24, 2021

12/23

the day when you wake up and THINK it's christmas eve than look at your calender and realize how fuckin wrong you were.

kid: mom. aren't we going to our friends house for christmas eve?

mom: yes

kid: then why aren't we getting ready?

mom: its the 12/23rd

kid: SHIT!

by phoodiac December 23, 2009

Number 12

Cock

Random Man: Hey Dude What's Number 12
Other Random Man: Cock

by Roniter September 08, 2021

November 12

Ask your crush out on a date

Im going to ask my crush on a date
Other person* Why?
Because its november 12 so i have to

by Paper cuts hurt November 10, 2019

Level 12

So you drunk you cant stand, its hard to focus, you have already vomited drank more and vomited again. There is a change that anyone could get a little action from you and a huge change your wake up next to someone you don't know.

Events where you might reach level 12 include:
Camping
Birthday
Monday
Concert
Hockey game
Superbowl
Parting because your girl friend of 12 years become pregnant by another man

by slamber June 09, 2010

12:36

The law states that at 12:36 am, the nae nae must be hit.

“It’s 12:36, hit the nae nae!”

by Halfrican6 September 19, 2021

january 12

the day that owns all days- national ninja parade day. little known and rarely seen beacause theyre ninjas... and are very secretive about theyre going ons. but if you're a ninja, or have read this, you now know.

christine- "hey i need plans for january 12th. any ideas?"
kayla- "well i mean theres something, but you have to be a skilled japanese warrior with very exceptional hide and go seek skills... ninja parade"
christine- "well then i'm left plan-less"
kayla- "well i'm sure not!"

by darth vader <3 August 25, 2009