by user392715283 June 12, 2021

So you drunk you cant stand, its hard to focus, you have already vomited drank more and vomited again. There is a change that anyone could get a little action from you and a huge change your wake up next to someone you don't know.
Events where you might reach level 12 include:
Camping
Birthday
Monday
Concert
Hockey game
Superbowl
Parting because your girl friend of 12 years become pregnant by another man
Camping
Birthday
Monday
Concert
Hockey game
Superbowl
Parting because your girl friend of 12 years become pregnant by another man
by slamber June 11, 2010

by Halfrican6 September 18, 2021

by Roniter September 7, 2021

by Paper cuts hurt November 9, 2019

the day when you wake up and THINK it's christmas eve than look at your calender and realize how fuckin wrong you were.
kid: mom. aren't we going to our friends house for christmas eve?
mom: yes
kid: then why aren't we getting ready?
mom: its the 12/23rd
kid: SHIT!
mom: yes
kid: then why aren't we getting ready?
mom: its the 12/23rd
kid: SHIT!
by phoodiac December 23, 2009

the day that owns all days- national ninja parade day. little known and rarely seen beacause theyre ninjas... and are very secretive about theyre going ons. but if you're a ninja, or have read this, you now know.
christine- "hey i need plans for january 12th. any ideas?"
kayla- "well i mean theres something, but you have to be a skilled japanese warrior with very exceptional hide and go seek skills... ninja parade"
christine- "well then i'm left plan-less"
kayla- "well i'm sure not!"
kayla- "well i mean theres something, but you have to be a skilled japanese warrior with very exceptional hide and go seek skills... ninja parade"
christine- "well then i'm left plan-less"
kayla- "well i'm sure not!"
by darth vader <3 August 24, 2009
