Alcoholic

A person addicted to alcoholic beverages... Maybe a little too addicted.

Guy: Where are you going?
Alcoholic: To take a shower.
Guy: With a beer?
Alcoholic: Why not?
Guy: No one does that.
Alcoholic: I do.

by The only name not in use July 28, 2018

Alcohol

The class of organic compounds with formula R-OH, where R is alkyl group and -OH is hydroxyl group.
Often used as synonym of ethanol, what's not right.

Chad:I DRANK TOO MUCH ALCOHOL!!!
Elisabeth: I hope, that alcohol was a methanol

by MC λ May 15, 2018

Alcoholic

One that loves to drink every hour of the day

Costumer: hey can I have some beer

store owner: ayy have I seen you before

Customer: maybe you seen my on twitch @erobb221

Store owner: oh yea your the guy who only drinks and does irl
Customer: I’m not an alcoholic btw

by manomaui June 5, 2018

Alcoholic

Someone who drinks when they aren’t eating food.

Maria said; “ I’m not an alcoholic, i only ever have an apéros with my meals.”

by Musicaltheatrelover69 March 9, 2024

Alcoholic

That would be you

You’re an alcoholic 🤡

by Picklesandpeanut June 8, 2020

alcohol accident

see 'shoucher'

i wouldn't invite stephen to the flatwarming party... i heard he has recently had an an alcohol accident - he shouched everywhere!

by tpig September 30, 2010

Dysfunctional Alcoholic

A person who is so addicted to alcohol, that they require alcohol in order to perform simple day to day tasks. This is different from a functional alcoholic, which is someone who can function without drinking and is merely an insufferable fuckwad when they haven't had a drink in a while.

Did you hear about Dave? He's turned into a dysfunctional alcoholic and his house is being reposessed.

by Baldr57 August 10, 2020