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Rub Rash

When you are masturbating for an extended period of time with any lubricants, developing either a rash or lacerations around and on your crotch
Dam I cant walk straight cause last night I was sent some hot nudes and jacked off all night! Even though I had no lube! Now I got a RUB RASH!
by LatelyDrowsy January 18, 2018
mugGet the Rub Rashmug.

Rosenberg rash

You can get a Rosenberg rash if you sleep on the mattress without a cover. You can’t imagine what goes on on those mattresses. I know what I do on them, and I pretty sure I am not the worst. You do not want to start thinking about it. First the rash starts around your ankles and works it’s way up your legs. If you get it on your dick, it means that you got drunk and tried to fuck the shower drain again.

The remedy for this rash is the same as for chlamydia and gonorea…. Diesel.
Rubb the infected area with diesel 3 times a day for 3 to 6 weeks and you should be fine.
What kind of rash is that on your nutsack and penis-shaft?”
“ it’s aRosenberg rash. I got it from my momma”
by svinaktig July 6, 2021
mugGet the Rosenberg rashmug.

Rashing

The new British slang for "dashing"

Although I'm not British... love
Your outfit looks rashing today, love.
by get_offmydict123 February 9, 2022
mugGet the Rashingmug.

neck rash

why do you have a neck rash?

oh. I was wearing fake ass jewelry
by original handle November 1, 2017
mugGet the neck rashmug.

Rash

The child has a rash
by anonymous August 11, 2021
mugGet the Rashmug.

Cactus Rash

The rash you contract from rubbing up against the wall at Cactus Club in Milwaukee since it's always crowded.
"Aw man, Cactus Club was bumping last night, but I got a hell of a Cactus Rash"
by heck_rw August 2, 2018
mugGet the Cactus Rashmug.

feel my rash

something your teacher might scream at you if you make them angry.
by jesus’sme👹 November 23, 2021
mugGet the feel my rashmug.

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