Is a puke that is self important with one or more tragic character flaws. Usually these pricks pretend to be all about the war but have some piss poor excuse for not going but every reason in the world any other male might go. This type of asshole will listen to and pretend to understand rap. He will be anti-Semitic but not understand what a Jew is from a hole in the ground. He will have a real big time problem with "jack offs" despite being the worst possible kind of jack off. They also have a real problem with fat boys and take the controversial stance of being against "perverts" or "pedophiles" three times an hour. Captain fucks might also be known as one legged scuba divers if they are veterans or pretending to be veterans. Captain fucks are almost always rich boys, yuppies, red necks and/or pussy fucking old farts. A female that might act like this is not called captain fuck. She is just a cunt.
Michael Scott and Dwight Schrute from the TV show The Office are cutesy, watered down, safe for TV captain fucks.
by captain fuck May 11, 2010
Get the captain fuck mug.A replacement for someone's ex-boyfriend or ex-girlfriend who looks so much like the ex, it's uncanny. Sometimes done deliberately to piss off the ex.
One Dude to Another: Did you see that chick with Nick?
Another: Yeah I saw her and did a double take, I thought it was his ex, not his new chick.
One Dude: She looks so much like his ex, she's a fuck-alike.
Another: Wait till the ex sees the fuck-alike. She will throw a fit.
Another: Yeah I saw her and did a double take, I thought it was his ex, not his new chick.
One Dude: She looks so much like his ex, she's a fuck-alike.
Another: Wait till the ex sees the fuck-alike. She will throw a fit.
by sarasplayroom.com August 29, 2010
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Get the Head fucking mug.1) Someone who while having sexual intercourse thinks they are a dragon, and or, imitates one.
2) Someone who wears a dragon costume/outfit during sexual intercourse.
3) Someone who claims their partner as a part of their hoard and will only have sex with them if they are covered in gold, aka their loot
2) Someone who wears a dragon costume/outfit during sexual intercourse.
3) Someone who claims their partner as a part of their hoard and will only have sex with them if they are covered in gold, aka their loot
Beth: Oh my god. Brad was being a total fuck dragon! He wore a dragon costume to bed, and said he would only fuck me if I painted my body gold, and when he came he screamed out loud. But the worst was him flapping his arms and trying to fly away after it all.
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Get the shitty fuck mug.1 - About the lowest form of human being around, lower than a douche-bag (douche bag) or fucker/fuckwad, etc...
2 - A person who engages in sexual activity with a used douchebag.
2 - A person who engages in sexual activity with a used douchebag.
by J. B. Baby July 30, 2008
Get the douche-fuck mug.1. A person who takes an unusually long amount of time to accomplish a task that should be relatively quick and easy for most people. (This person usually appears when you are late or have to pee incredibly bad)
2. Someone who takes fucking life time...usually they can be found most public places especially where decision making is manditory!
2. Someone who takes fucking life time...usually they can be found most public places especially where decision making is manditory!
"Come on Fuck Moe you've been trying to order for like the past 10 mintues, what the fuck do you want?!"
Marge: "Why were you so late picking me up Bob?"
Bob: "Sorry Honey, this Fuck Moe in front of me missed the green arrow at the stop light."
Marge: "Why were you so late picking me up Bob?"
Bob: "Sorry Honey, this Fuck Moe in front of me missed the green arrow at the stop light."
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