A genuine nonce who keeps thundercunting the ball from 35 yards out when, as of right now, he has 0 career goals. A terrorist on the pitch who deserves the death penalty.
Person 1: Why does he keep shooting from outside the box when Liverpool needs a goal?
Person 2: It was Joe Gomez wasn't it
Person 2: It was Joe Gomez wasn't it
by Give my goat a penalty April 15, 2024
Get the Joe Gomezmug. by how_not_to_be_ugly_with_teg December 21, 2019
Get the Joe Mamamug. Take a hit off a hookah, and gently blow inside the vaginal cavity then gently grab each lip and blow smoke rings while it escapes.
by Super duper cool dude May 25, 2021
Get the Smokey joemug. by Xclusivee.e February 18, 2020
Get the Joemug. Like the nicest person ever! He is awesome and I am so happy to have met someone like him. He is hilarious and he loves his Alexa so much. He is so kind and plays Minecraft with his sister. He adores swimming and basketball
I love you joeeeeeee ✨✨
I love you joeeeeeee ✨✨
by Livunicornlovesalba March 22, 2019
Get the Joe kindmug. person 1: ay you know joe johnson?
person 2: joe johnson who?
person 1: joe johsnon your mom hahaha lol lmao
person 2: your ip address is 192.321.46.54
person 2: joe johnson who?
person 1: joe johsnon your mom hahaha lol lmao
person 2: your ip address is 192.321.46.54
by john johnson joe June 14, 2023
Get the joe johnsonmug. Person 1: Yo look at that guy trying to buy $6 gas using Ice Cream!
Person 2: Damn he’s pulling a Joe Biden alright!
Person 2: Damn he’s pulling a Joe Biden alright!
by Plymouth fucker 2000 December 15, 2023
Get the Joe Bidenmug.