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Late Night Meat Beating Materiel

It's basically just the materiel you use to masturbate, when you are lonely at night, and regular porn doesn't fill that depressing loneliness. Imagine you are lonely and you can't cum, and you really need to feel plesure, after having a hard day. What do you do? You try something different. Often consisting of all sorts of hentai, or in very special cases, two dwars shitting in each others assholes.
Person 1: Do you have something i can beat my meat to at night?
Person 2: Yea, i have some late night meat beating materiel you can use.
Person 1: Thanks, my masturbation was getting a bit stale.
by Stonecool October 23, 2017
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Mississippi Meat Pie

5 dudes and 1 chick in a sexual relationship
Carl and the boys had a Mississippi meat pie with Candice after her shift
by Mike Cocknballs November 21, 2020
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Left Meat

Dang dude, that was pretty left meat of you.
by Invokrah March 29, 2020
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Meat holster

After a long night at the bar, she removed my meat holster
by Juhhhh June 11, 2022
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meat brah

When someone does something stupid or makes a fool of him/her self.
My friend tripped and fell flat on his face. We all went up to him and yelled meat brah!
by Soultrain Johnson March 29, 2009
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Meat Swan

A cock so large it could break your arm
Christ! That meat swan swang around and nearly broke my arm!
by Katsus December 15, 2024
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