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Lick my nut

He is sayin to lick his nut :/
Stranger: lick my nut
Random women: ok :)
by ;-;Nani?? June 15, 2020
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To not nut

Girl: did you hear about Tom craven?
Him: heard he didn’t nut

To not nut
by Solo warrior November 2, 2020
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Pulled a nut

The inguinal hernia where a bulge on n groin area with pain and pressure or aching at the bulge especially when lifting bending or coughing. May also have swelling g around the testicales
by Linczilla November 28, 2020
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Bust a nut

To burst ones testicle open.

Or to have it flattened like a pancake.
Aka bust a nut.

It would hurt immensely.
Many people think it's for a Male to achieve ejaculation.

This is not to be confused with the term "Bust a nut" which means for a Male to ejaculate either on his own or with the company of one two three or even four or more people.

Busting a nut hurts and usually results in the need for a prosthetic testicle or testicles. If this happens to you and you need both replaced do not go for a set of metal prosthetic testicles as people will hear them clinking from a mile away.

And if your getting your rocks off. Having a root (New Zealand slang for having a fuck). Or giving it to her or him.. and you are really pounding them, other people will hear clunk clunk ting ting dong fong clunk.

You could probably form a song if you hit the right notes.

And this simple definition has turned into a story.
Yo man I bust a nut in the vice the other day.

I Bust a nut open the other day and fcuk it hurt.

I bust my nuts open in a vacuum chamber, I thought it would be fun to see how my testicles would react in a vacuum chamber and now I have metal prosthetics, I can make a song from the clunking while pounding random chicks really hard, they usually leave immediately after and ghost me, so I'll be forever single as no one wants someone who has no nuts.
by Misterr.Man February 18, 2021
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Blue conned nut

A leftist that believes any and all woes especially violent mob actions comes from conservatives or those that don’t fit in their assigned social roles as per the leftist philosophies
L: The police caused this riot

Friend speaking reason: don’t be a blue conned nut they tried to save a kid being held hostage
by Nightbard March 7, 2021
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cunt a nut bread

Two parts cunt , 1 part nut ferment for 2 weeks unearth the bread.
Next guy, eat the cunt a nut bread at your own risk
by Geo P June 24, 2021
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Best friend nut

The moment you have sex with one of your best friends and can’t help but nut in less than a minute.
Did you hear about John and Maddie? They’ve been best friends for 3 years and finally fucked, but I heard he had a case of the best friend nut.
by whackamole69 September 7, 2021
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