Thinking Meat

The correct term for the brain.

My brain? You mean my thinking meat.

by Ubeenbamboozledson August 29, 2022

meat

1. Flesh from animals used as food.
2. An alternate term used to describe strong muscles.

3. Misspelled version of meet.

1. Time to devour some meat!
2. Damn bro, you got some meat!
3. Alright, I'll Meat you at your house.
3. Friend: Misspelled it again.

by HellInferno November 8, 2021

Meat fetcher

A dog that only fetches meat

“Dude, why isn’t fetching the ball?”
“Because he’s a meat fetcher”

by YahstaMan January 24, 2018

Hamburger meat

A term used to describe some wet and bloody pussy

My girl got some hamburger meat so we smashing tonight

by Knegust April 23, 2019

Only Meat March

In March, you can only eat meat like fish and beef! If you eat anything else other than meat, you are disqualified!

Vegetarian: I already fucking lost Only Meat March.

Dude: Go eat your grass.

by Joking Joker January October 4, 2020

Experienced Meat

An old lady that has experience with sexual stuff and you would like to fuck

guy 1: man nobody wants to fuck me
guy 2: why don't you go for the experienced meat? they will do the job
guy 3: yeah man, do that, I tried it once and she didn't even have teeth. It was so good!

by fagfacetwat December 5, 2020

Meat-seeking gristle

meat-seeking gristle noun \ˈpē-nəs\

: the part of the body of men and male animals that is used for sex and through which urine leaves the body

Chad: "My boss is a real meat-seeking gristle head."

Barbara: "I know that you're proud of your new word, and it's not the least clever play on words I've ever heard from you, but-"

Chad: "MEAT-SEEKING GRISTLE!!!"

by keldard June 8, 2014