manger for life

A lesbian who doesn’t have any friends because they are messy eaters

That girl is a manger for life

by Theshemale563 February 18, 2018

Life 9 ball game

New rules for 9 ball.

New additional rules for 9 ball..

* winning with ball in hand.

-* making a high quality shot you made 50%

** making 9 ball with que ball not on intention

-** making a higher quality shot you made 15%

*** making 9 ball with double kiss

-*** making a 2 ball combination on the 9 ball

****making 9 ball with 2 ball hit not on intention

-**** making a 3 ball combination on the 9 ball

***** making 9 ball with 3 ball hit not on intention

-***** making a 4 ball combination on the 9 ball.

This is my life 9 ball game because life was substituted up from bullshit 9 ball game.

by Kuehlstein May 7, 2018

Life fail

When someone does something mistakenly, embarrassing, or fucks up in some way.

Me: Hey, did you hear about the hockey goalie that scored on his own net?

Friend: Yeah, I saw the replay. That definitely was a life fail.

by Triple L77 February 26, 2018

The meaning of life

42

The meaning of life X 10=420

by some corpse February 26, 2018

Life

what you dont have

i love my life

you cant love what u dont have OHHHHH BOIIIII

by Ethan<3j****** February 25, 2018

Life

Something you don’t have

Person1: Bro get a life

by Chuck Norris’ elbow March 4, 2018

Life

Life is the something you cant cheat out of... And if you wanted to, you would end up right back on this planet no matter how hard you try. Life is hard. Life is nice... once in a while. Sometimes you wish you didn't have a life, but only because life has decided to screw with your head.

Selena: Awe Crap! I stepped on a piece of chewed gum!

Justin: That's life for ya!

by Smileyforever21 May 9, 2018