Broken Chair syndrome

The act of breaking a chair when in need of an excuse to sit next to a girl.

"Jared, what are you doing?"
"I have broken chair syndrome! Can i sit next to you?"

by IbreakChairs September 23, 2011

D-Mad Syndrome

A syndrome that causes one to think they are better than the world. They boast their accomplishments, but fail to mention their earth shattering flaws and failures.

That kid really isn't all he says he is. He has a serious case of D-Mad syndrome.

by Truth2717281 June 3, 2011

Debbie Down Syndrome

When somebody is acting liking a debbie downer, but is being retarded about it

Bill: Wow, the score is 12-11. It looks like its going to lose this game.
Matt: Wow, we're only down one point. You're being a real Debbie down syndrome

by King Cunta August 12, 2017

Stoner's Brain Syndrome

When a stoner, particularly someone who smokes marijuana a lot or used to, can't remember what is being conversed about. They instantly forget many things.

"so i kissed him."
"really? when?"
"yesterday."
"did you kiss him?"
"..yes?"

"sorry. i have stoner's brain syndrome.

by kpillow. August 21, 2010

RainbowX Syndrome 1223

This is a very deadly mental disorder that causes rainbowtardation which includes: Crying when someone hates rainbowX watching his videos every single day a lack of intelligence a lack of 0 grass touched and no father.
Who ever has this will defend anything thats said against rainbowX

RainbowX fan: AHAHAHHA RAINBOWX IS COOL POGGERS E BRUH
Random dude: oh shit god gave this man RainbowX Syndrome 1223

by Lolorator360 November 5, 2021

Under-bun Syndrome

The phenomenon where the bottom bun of a burger mysteriously disappears faster than the top bun. The eater's thumbs are precariously placed on a postage-stamp sized "under-bun", while the top bun is still the same size as the burger.

Your thumbs are covered with ketchup because you've got a bad case of under-bun syndrome.

by ivegothookworms July 4, 2010

post lunch syndrome

Parody of Pms. A condition where one is sleepy after a meal, normally not a problem at home where you can sleep. However this condition is a danger at school or at work. Under this condition, a person feels tired, not able to think too clearly, and wants to sleep on the spot.

post lunch syndrome

After lunch

Student comes to class tired, walks over to desk and sits down. Soon after the teachers starts class the student falls asleep.

Student: ZZzzzZZZ *snore*
Teacher: "Wake up!" *hits desk with a yardstick* *Student wakes up startled and abruptly.* "Are you having post lunch syndrome?"

by Jonrod January 26, 2009