A heterosexual male (often) or female (rarely) who is frail and greasy, often times below 5/10 on the attractiveness rating, but he or she is horny all the time and will simp for the opposite gender’s constant approve. Yet they are never successful in finding love or smash without the use of criminal and underhanded methods such as : drugged drinks, targeting breakups, and leveraging positions to prey.
Man: hey bro I was drinking with oil cat ,he saw a random woman and instantly said he fell in love .
Man 2: Ye that’s about the 10th time I’ve seen him do this.
Man: what a simping oil cat !
Girl: eww ! You know that Oil cat K*** , senior? He snuck into the freshman’s chat pretending to be freshman to prey on young girls
Girl 2: holy crap! What a oil cat!
Man 2: Ye that’s about the 10th time I’ve seen him do this.
Man: what a simping oil cat !
Girl: eww ! You know that Oil cat K*** , senior? He snuck into the freshman’s chat pretending to be freshman to prey on young girls
Girl 2: holy crap! What a oil cat!
by Very Concerned Citizen August 4, 2022
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Best cat names:
Jade
George Gershwin Washington
Kitten
Baby cat
Mama cat
Cat.
Best cat names:
Jade
George Gershwin Washington
Kitten
Baby cat
Mama cat
Cat.
by Ems Art YouTube June 8, 2020
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He also sucks ASS at hide and seek.
Furthermore, he has no steeze, nor swag. And his mom is fat.
He also sucks ASS at hide and seek.
Furthermore, he has no steeze, nor swag. And his mom is fat.
by KalleTheRealer October 30, 2023
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cat has little smol beans in the paws and will make you a nice dough with them.
cat is warm and sleeps often.
likes to play too.
provide with food and a litter box, take care and dont let outside if not in cage or leash, will die.
cat has little smol beans in the paws and will make you a nice dough with them.
cat is warm and sleeps often.
likes to play too.
provide with food and a litter box, take care and dont let outside if not in cage or leash, will die.
that's a cat
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A nightmare I had back in the early 2010's.
The big, black Schrödinger's Cat jumped on my head.
I woke up.
The big, black Schrödinger's Cat jumped on my head.
I woke up.
by Vita Smart July 15, 2022
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