Penis X Vagina

The perfect ship of 2 objects, also what happens when you fuck

(Person): Hey there, wana go Penis X Vagina?
(another Person): Sure!

by anonymous October 22, 2020

extreme penis sex

When sex with a penis goes to the extreme.

Man: I am tired of regular penis sex, tonight we're doing extreme penis sex

by Extreme Penis Sex October 28, 2020

butthole penis fart

beck's favorite band

beck: and now i am going to welcome one of my favorite bands, they are arguably one of the best bands of all time. put your old ass hands together, and give a warm welcome to butthole penis fart

by freefall44 January 5, 2021

I love penis

Just look up "I love dick" because i dont feel like writing something, and its the same damn thing

I love penis when its next to me

by Darth That Makes Words March 17, 2021

Penis face Jones

Porn star from the 70's that had a fuckin dick for a nose.

Fuck my face like I was Penis face Jones beotch.

by Pigknucks April 9, 2021

Penis Packing Patty

An unhappy, lonely person that obsesses equally over men and women...... especially ones they are attracted to physically and emotionally. The person resembles a woman but talks like a man. Ambiguous about sexual preference.

When she took a picture of herself in a black one piece swimsuit, it was clear she was Penis Packing Patty.

by Moe Belmore September 14, 2012

beating a dead penis

When someone excessively pesters you about whether you had an erection in response to seeing someone

Peter: So you had a massive boner the entire time, right?
Paul: No, dude, you're beating a dead penis.

by TheNonErect August 9, 2023