The one and only - Ross

There's not just one way to define Ross. The number of ways to define someone will never be sufficient enough to actually do that in full. Yet here we all are, trying to give a verbal definition to Ross. Alright, enough of the boring talk, let's get to the man of the hour, shall we. He's one of the most interesting and intriguing people you will ever meet. The ambition, the drive, the motivation! This charismatic green eyed man will blow you away. He's a person that you can trust, which is seemingly rare nowadays. You will learn so much from this intelligent individual. And most importantly, you'll enjoy each other's company like there's no tomorrow. So if you happen to come across Ross - don't be shy, say what you mean, maybe play him some songs on the ukulele because he might like that (but before you do, make sure you actually know how to play the darn thing). He's unforgettable.
Alright, I've given you a taste. I'm not about to just tell you everything. The rest is for you to find out once you actually get to know him. IF you get to know him, for not everyone gets that luxury ;)
Good luck finding Ross, because there's only one.
*mic drop*

Example A;
1 - "Ross, do you like climbing water towers?"
2 - "I don't like climbing water towers - I LOVE climbing water towers"
1 - "yeah me too, and I also like falling on cars"
2 - "you're into some weird shit, you know that?"
1- *Smiles smugly* "and don't you forget it"

Example B; And that's how the one and only - Ross came into my life

by Lovin'Sunflower May 3, 2022

One-dimensional argument

An argument; whether that may be scientific, mathematical, or a general disagreement whereby an individual only provides one viewpoint and gives no further perspective on said point - especially when it comes to research articles and professional works.

The work done by Professor James Rick was nothing but a one-dimensional argument preaching about how the earth is not flat.

by YEツEpicnation November 3, 2022

do the delicious one

From Latin Spanish "Hacer el delicioso" meaning have sexual intercourse.
Used in friendship context and memes comments referring to that.

Example 1:
friend: "what did u do yesterday, bro?"
me: "I did the delicious one with your mama"
friend: "fuck u man".

Example 2:
girl texting to a friend: "After few beers I'll do the delicious one with that guy".

by mister momo January 17, 2022

Popping a sneaky one

Busting a cheeky and sneaky nut.

This will be cumming discretely without anyone knowing, therefore beating sneaky

"hi my name is redacted and I popped a sneaky one in every living thing"

"I love popping a sneaky one"

by C4rELess October 5, 2022

one fucking minute

a thing Billie Joe Armstrong from green day said once

Billie Joe Armstrong: Let me tell you something, I’ve been around since 19-fucking-88. And you’re gonna give me one fucking minute? You’ve gotta be fucking kidding me! You’re fucking kidding me. What the fuck! I’m not fucking Justin Bieber, you motherfuckers.

by reallystinky May 14, 2022

On a whole nother one

When someone does something thing outlandishly brain baffling. That you just look at them with mental and visual concern

You see a homeless man getting beat by a 4yr

You say
"nah lil bro on a whole nother one
rn"

by Lamp Man or Lemur boy May 17, 2022

The capital one special

When a basketball team comes up with a bunch of steals against the opposing team. A direct reference to the capital one slogan: “whats in your wallet”

The Miami Heat hit the Boston Celtics with the capital one special by coming up with 19 steals in game 3 of the eastern conference finals

by kendoobious May 22, 2022