I love penis

Just look up "I love dick" because i dont feel like writing something, and its the same damn thing

I love penis when its next to me

by Darth That Makes Words March 17, 2021

Penis face Jones

Porn star from the 70's that had a fuckin dick for a nose.

Fuck my face like I was Penis face Jones beotch.

by Pigknucks April 9, 2021

Lawn Dart Penis

When you are having sex and you pierce her Uterus, making it bleed.

Tom was fucking Sierra and he Lawn Dart Penis'ed her.

by Uniifyyy June 23, 2018

Beyblade Penis Maneuver

A stunt typically performed during intercourse, in which a male will spin on his erect penis whilst the aforementioned limb is still in a woman's vagina, The Man Spinning Like a Spinning Top.

Dylan: dude I performed Beyblade Penis Maneuver on my girlfriend last night!
Marvin: what the fuck

by Pete the Feet Man August 13, 2021

Small penis weirdo

a person with a small penis who is weird

that man is a small penis weirdo

by big gae 69 October 8, 2018

Small Penis Club

Sorry Bro, you can't see this because of yourChonky pp

Some dude with a small penis: sorry dude you can't enter the small penis club
You: oof

by StokkeDaddy June 10, 2020

Penis Packing Patty

An unhappy, lonely person that obsesses equally over men and women...... especially ones they are attracted to physically and emotionally. The person resembles a woman but talks like a man. Ambiguous about sexual preference.

When she took a picture of herself in a black one piece swimsuit, it was clear she was Penis Packing Patty.

by Moe Belmore September 14, 2012