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James Bond

The first James Bond was an original, but once you've had about 3 or 4 James Bonds trying to be the same guy, they start to seem like imbeciles. So why not have a fat James Bond, a black James Bond, or a gay James Bond? Something original again.
Why does James Bond have to look/behave like the same guy in every movie?
by Solid Mantis January 30, 2021
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james

a really cold corn dog , and realllllly short and very rude, that's on periodddddd..
Thats James thats in the coner
Hes so weird
by racecars December 17, 2019
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James

A very strange dude with an extremely small dick
James has a small dick
by bfolden34 December 5, 2019
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William James Barrett

Such an L
And bad at 👻
Yoo yano William James Barrett

Oh yeah that guy he is ‘such an L’
by Itsmesexybeast October 21, 2021
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James Shanahan

James Shanahan was the kind of high schooler who thought he was destined for greatness but was really just another forgettable face in the crowded hallways. He carried himself with an inflated sense of self-importance, always talking about how he was going to be rich, powerful, and “run this town” one day. In reality, he was just another kid struggling through algebra and barely passing gym class.

James wasn’t particularly smart, but he liked to pretend he was. He’d talk loudly in class about things he half-understood, throwing around big words in an attempt to sound intellectual. Teachers saw through it. His classmates found it more amusing than impressive. And group projects? A nightmare. He’d insist on being the leader but contribute next to nothing, leaving others to clean up his mess.

Socially, he tried too hard. He wanted to be one of the popular kids, but his attempts at fitting in always felt forced. He laughed too loud at jokes that weren’t funny, tried to impress girls with exaggerated stories, and bragged about things no one cared about—like how his dad “knew a guy” who owned a Lambo.

But the real reason people talked about James? His biggest insecurity. The locker room whispers, the quiet snickers when he walked by—it all stemmed from one unfortunate incident in gym class. A poorly tied towel, a wrong turn in the showers, and suddenly, James’s shortcomings became the stuff of legend. It didn’t matter how much he postured after that; the damage was done.
by Himothyyyyyyyy March 17, 2025
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James Fred

My new buddy James Fred was being real suspicious with me asking if I wanted any drugs
by HeeHaw! March 27, 2023
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James Monroe

American statesman, lawyer, diplomat and Founding Father.
5th President of the United States (1817-1825)
by slayert March 7, 2022
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